I usually complain on here about various things, but here is something a bit more fun.

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/lyrics/code-monkey

Check it out, its pretty cool, I bought it since I like to support things like this, but you can listen to it off the site as well.

Example:

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you

I thought it would sound like crap, but it actually sounds kinda catchy. :)