You know, I was conversing with Fluffy, and a startling truth hit me. 

You see, life is truly like a game of Starcraft.  Just as you think you are prepared to face any obstacle, any foe, you get totally ****ed up by a swarm of murderous insects. 

 

It kinda makes you think. 

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Yes, it sure d... ZERG RUSH!

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What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

Le sigh

Nooooooooooo!  My poor Protoss army! 

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You know what they say, live's a space insect swarm.

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What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

Le sigh

*******s.  Why can't they swarm someone else??

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Because you've got so many flashing lights. They draw insects.

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What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

Le sigh

Be Terran, We've got flammable insecticides!

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The rebuilt The Winds of War,
(Re)join today!

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What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

Le sigh

Aieee Zerg Rush!


*Pulls our C-14 Impaler Rifle*

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The rebuilt The Winds of War,
(Re)join today!

>steals Zeratul's warp blade<

Hell no.  Then I'd just have to deal with infested terrans. 

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But they're fun! You poke them and they explode

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The rebuilt The Winds of War,
(Re)join today!

Always the way.

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What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

Le sigh

then why doesn't infested Kerrigan go boom when you poke her?! >Begins poking Kerrigan with Zeratuls sword repetitively yelling "SEE?!?"<

*gets down*

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What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

Le sigh