http://www.humanforsale.com/default.asp
Apparently, I'm only worth $1,065,142.00.
Hooray! I'm worth $1,435,040.00!!!
...
...wait, this isn't good, is it?
Neither do I.
Wait... is this in dollars? 'cause if that is, I'd be worth around R$4,305,120.00.
Damn it, why must I be the cheap one?
$1,751,914.00.
w00t.
Maybe he has a bigger penis.
And I think I'm gonna have to kill myself for making a joke like that.