A friend asked me to write the worst possible story for a top secret project (beknownst to me, but unbeknowst to you) I wrote the story, he read it and didn't want it. I guess it was too bad even for his use. So here it is OBLIVIOUS... The worst script to this date (if you can make one worse I challenge you)
Oh-kay. *hides*
You can't kill me ! I'm too powerful !
Let the dice prove you right!
And your finger was more effected by the rust than my sword. Mwahahahaha!