Well, I need some more rum so...
*sings* Grab a beer and drop your pants. Send your wife and kids to France. It's the Man Show. Quit your job and light a fart. Yank your favorite private part. It's the Man Show. It's the place where men came come together. Look at the jugs on this chick named Heather. Bouncing girls on trampolines. Time to loosen those blue jeans. It's the...Man Show!!