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What metal are you?
Last post 04-10-2006, 11:36 PM by Raidensparx. 16 replies.
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2/10/2005 3:41:09 AM
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Monotone
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Somewhere over the rainbow
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HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and f**ks the princess
GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and f**ks her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f**ks the princess and kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess
GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, f**ks the princess and kills her....then he f**ks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, f**ks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f**ks it for the last time
DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
NU-Metal Protagonist arrives in pimpin' SUV and baggy pants. Dragon sees protagonist's nose ring and snickers. Protagonist whines about bad childhood where his beloved pet canary died and ever since he has been Broken, Numb, Dead Inside, Thoughtless and not Alive. Dragon gets highly annoyed, and eats the protagonist. Princess thanks Dragon.
After all that... What are you?
(btw, I'm Viking)
It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
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2/10/2005 5:28:23 AM
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Are we meant to answer based on our musical tastes or by the description?
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2/10/2005 5:51:43 AM
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2/10/2005 5:56:49 AM
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Then gore from the desriptions (but I'd probably go a bit further) and grind, thrash, viking, death, black, gore, doom, prog and others not listed based on the music.
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2/10/2005 5:58:36 AM
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2/10/2005 6:00:11 AM
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Do you actually listen to viking? Its pretty cool as long as you don't take it too seriously.
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2/10/2005 6:04:26 AM
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2/10/2005 4:07:18 PM
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Master Agnald
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Joined on 01-25-2004
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Drowning in a sea of doom...
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Those crazy people from Norway. BTW, is there such a thing as gore metal? I thought it was just grind/brutal death with gory lyrics... ...BTW, just try and guess which Metal I am... it's not very difficult...
"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo" I will f*** you in the ass and mouth Catullus, XVI Things do sound more profound in Latin...
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2/10/2005 6:56:41 PM
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8/17/2005 2:33:32 AM
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Serapion
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Joined on 08-04-2005
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Hartlepool UK
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Re: RE: What metal are you?
bit of heavy metal, cant beat beer drinkin
Insanity, a sane response to an insane world.
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2/13/2006 4:41:09 PM
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2/14/2006 6:46:21 AM
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Invert
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Loli hunting
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*takes kuro to a transmutation circle, tries a human transmutation, and gets her arm and leg ripped off, then applies auto mail* there ya go!
known to be: a member of the fokn, a b-unit minister, a game reveiwer. it's like a sonic....rpg....forum....thing Ligand Baby wrote: She only wants my meat, is that so wrong? ezekel said: Of course not, with such fine meat that you have. Few can beat that meat.
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2/14/2006 9:34:30 PM
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2/15/2006 6:19:28 AM
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Loli hunting
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That had...nothing to do with this.
known to be: a member of the fokn, a b-unit minister, a game reveiwer. it's like a sonic....rpg....forum....thing Ligand Baby wrote: She only wants my meat, is that so wrong? ezekel said: Of course not, with such fine meat that you have. Few can beat that meat.
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2/21/2006 8:18:54 PM
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