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What metal are you?

Last post 04-10-2006, 11:36 PM by Raidensparx. 16 replies.
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  •  2/10/2005 3:41:09 AM 501112

    What metal are you?

    HEAVY METAL:
    The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon,
    drinks some beers and f**ks the princess

    GRIND METAL:
    The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
    for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

    POWER METAL:
    The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
    dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

    THRASH METAL:
    The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and
    f**ks her....... easy and quick

    FOLK METAL:
    The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions,
    violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls
    asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

    VIKING METAL:
    The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
    axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the
    castle and burns the place before he leaves

    DEATH METAL:
    The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f**ks the princess and
    kills her, then leaves

    BLACK METAL:
    The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it
    in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks
    her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the
    deflowered princess

    GORE METAL:
    The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the
    front of the castle, f**ks the princess and kills her....then he
    f**ks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts,
    f**ks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f**ks it
    for the last time

    DOOM METAL:
    The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that
    he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the
    dragon eats his body and the princess as well

    PROGRESSIVE METAL:
    The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26
    minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist
    arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the
    techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the
    princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

    GLAM METAL:
    The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance
    and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to
    paint the castle in a beautiful pink color


    INDUSTRIAL METAL:
    The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene
    gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by
    security guards.

    NU-Metal
    Protagonist arrives in pimpin' SUV and baggy pants. Dragon sees protagonist's
    nose ring and snickers. Protagonist whines about bad childhood where his beloved
    pet canary died and ever since he has been Broken, Numb, Dead Inside, Thoughtless
    and not Alive. Dragon gets highly annoyed, and eats the protagonist. Princess thanks Dragon.


    After all that... What are you?

    (btw, I'm Viking)
    It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
  •  2/10/2005 5:28:23 AM 730676 in reply to 501112

    RE: What metal are you?

    Are we meant to answer based on our musical tastes or by the description?
  •  2/10/2005 5:51:43 AM 730776 in reply to 501112

    RE: What metal are you?

    A combination thereof.
    It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
  •  2/10/2005 5:56:49 AM 730678 in reply to 501112

    RE: What metal are you?

    Then gore from the desriptions (but I'd probably go a bit further) and grind, thrash, viking, death, black, gore, doom, prog and others not listed based on the music.

  •  2/10/2005 5:58:36 AM 730777 in reply to 501112

    RE: What metal are you?

    That's about what I expected for you.
    It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
  •  2/10/2005 6:00:11 AM 730680 in reply to 501112

    RE: What metal are you?

    Do you actually listen to viking? Its pretty cool as long as you don't take it too seriously.
  •  2/10/2005 6:04:26 AM 730778 in reply to 501112

    RE: What metal are you?

    I take nothing seriously, so I'm fine.
    It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
  •  2/10/2005 4:07:18 PM 732883 in reply to 501112

    RE: What metal are you?

    Those crazy people from Norway.

    BTW, is there such a thing as gore metal? I thought it was just grind/brutal death with gory lyrics...

    ...BTW, just try and guess which Metal I am... it's not very difficult...


    "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
    I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
    Catullus, XVI

    Things do sound more profound in Latin...
  •  2/10/2005 6:56:41 PM 731807 in reply to 501112

    RE: What metal are you?

    Grind or Folk metal!!! bwahahahahahah!!
  •  8/17/2005 2:33:32 AM 751716 in reply to 731807

    Re: RE: What metal are you?

    bit of heavy metal, cant beat beer drinkin
    Insanity, a sane response to an insane world.
  •  2/13/2006 4:41:09 PM 767767 in reply to 501112

    Re: What metal are you?

    No Full Metal?

    How can I be an alchemist then?
    Kuro-chan
    http://kuro-rpg.net - Your source for rank templates, and other media.
  •  2/14/2006 6:46:21 AM 767811 in reply to 767767

    Re: What metal are you?

    *takes kuro to a transmutation circle, tries a human transmutation, and gets her arm and leg ripped off, then applies auto mail* there ya go!
    known to be: a member of the fokn, a b-unit minister, a game reveiwer.

    it's like a sonic....rpg....forum....thing


    Ligand Baby wrote:
    She only wants my meat, is that so wrong?

    ezekel said:
    Of course not, with such fine meat that you have.

    Few can beat that meat.

  •  2/14/2006 9:34:30 PM 767886 in reply to 501112

    Re: What metal are you?

    Streak: That looked painful!
    CoS: yes it was!
    Ning: >plays accordian<
    Trouble: >plays tuba<
    Streak: >starts singing random Weird Al lyrics<
  •  2/15/2006 6:19:28 AM 767901 in reply to 767886

    Re: What metal are you?

    That had...nothing to do with this.
    known to be: a member of the fokn, a b-unit minister, a game reveiwer.

    it's like a sonic....rpg....forum....thing


    Ligand Baby wrote:
    She only wants my meat, is that so wrong?

    ezekel said:
    Of course not, with such fine meat that you have.

    Few can beat that meat.

  •  2/21/2006 8:18:54 PM 768475 in reply to 501112

    Re: What metal are you?

    I'm Folk metal remember?
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