I'm sure you all remember what happened last time.  And in case you don't, we'll explain it.  Tell us how you want Fluffy to be killed, and make a bid.  After a undecided amount of time, a winner will be chosen.  If your bid was the winner, Fluffy will be killed using your selected method. 

Have fun. 

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Method: Cover Fluffy in essence of pie and lock him in a room with Master Agnald.

Bid: My tattered soul.

Ooh... pie essence, I don't like this method very much, though... humping Fluffy is just plain wrong... no matter how much he looks/smells/feels like a pie after being covered in pie essence...

My method: Shove a giant corncobb up his ass and heat it until it becomes popcorn.

My bid: 5 gallons of milk.

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

Hey, Fluffy's a nice guy! Don't do that to him!

I know, I am just playing the game... it's not like it's personal or anything... and I am not very likely to win by bidding 5 gallons of milk, now am I ?

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

Why not?  We've done it before.

 

And don't be sure of that MA.  Compared to Spree's bet, it's quite alot. 

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Method:  Tfing fluffy into a fuzzy little cattipilller and having him being chased by hundreds of hungry cats!

Bid: One Meakerater of my dimention!

The proceeds of this bidding war had better go to a good cause, like Mod's bank account or something.

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What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

Le sigh

Kill him by burning his eyes inside out with lighter fluid while screwing his testicles to the floor.

My bid: A years supply of cracks

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"We the unwilling, led by the unknowning, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. In fact, we have been doing so much with so little for so long, we now believe we can do anything, with nothing, in no time at all."

"Neither by chance nor destiny."

Polar Bear. Igloo. Radar. Eggman.

It’s like crack. Crack that slaps you in the face and calls you a ***. And you like it.

Ohhh my god.

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...My wings were just so tasty.


I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

Ohhh yes

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"We the unwilling, led by the unknowning, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. In fact, we have been doing so much with so little for so long, we now believe we can do anything, with nothing, in no time at all."

"Neither by chance nor destiny."

Polar Bear. Igloo. Radar. Eggman.

It’s like crack. Crack that slaps you in the face and calls you a ***. And you like it.

Method: Force feeding him crackers until he is about to die from dyhidration, then wave a bottle of water in front of his face and say, "Aqua" a bijillion times until he passes out and dies

Bid: 1 Bajillion pies!

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...wee?

But I already died from the first part.

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What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

Le sigh

*is on hand to reanimate Fluffy*

No, my point is he would have to double his bid, because he's bidding to kill my twice.

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What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

Le sigh