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Fujin no kami dojo.

Last post 07-11-2006, 8:27 AM by MasterRynn 93. 335 replies.
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  •  4/27/2004 8:40:00 AM 498929

    Fujin no kami dojo.

    Hey everyone, It took me sometime to build this thing but hey now its finished. Dont be afraid! Step through the door, but dont forget to take of your shoes! So well this is my dojo. It has a large mat area for empty handed combat, like Aikido and Judo. We also have some wooden floor right next to it to practice Kenjutsu, Kendo, Iaido and Karate. There in that corner *points* you will find some boxing bags and dumbells to gain some muscle power and practice Atemi waze (Striking to vunerable points on the body). Now please follow me into this room.

    *Slides open door* Please be silent and take the time to bow to the shinto shrine in the north corner of this room. As you can see this is a quiet place for meditation and to ask the Kami for many things. Always remember to be respectfull in this room and disturbance will not be tolerated! Now dont be scared, please follow me into the garden.

    *Slides open door to the garden at the backside of the room* See? Here you have our beautifull japanese garden. We have a nice pond filled with koi karp and also special zen garden over there. I hope this place can be usefull in bonding with nature again. Now for a very important part of my Dojo...one that many visitors will enjoy.

    *Walks into the dojo again.* This is the living and Cooking area! Ha ha..I hope many hungry mouths will be fed in here. Visitors and Deshi alike are welcome to sleep here, *Shows wide open area.* And this is where you can prepare food...although I can also prepare a very nice Salade for you! Now for the Sensei's we have around here. I myself will give basic self defense and Aikido lessons. As for the Judo and Karate Sensei, I have not yet found anyone. But Im willing to except Sensei who wish to fill this position. As for the Kenjutsu/Iaido Sensei. I'm hoping that MARked Sensei will grant this dojo the honour of his presence.

    *Sits down* Well this concludes our tour of my dojo. Last but not least I shall give you, the visitors and students alike the rules. Number one rule is to treat everyone with respect! I do not mind some friendly fighting to test each others strength, but no swearing or killing! For the rest I urge of you to treat the dojo with respect and also never fight in the shinto shrine!! Also, Kuro-chan, Fluffy and Luke are also honored visitors if they enter this dojo, so always show them some respect! Not too much off course. *Smiles* You must also listen to the Sensei..because they are here to teach you!

    Now I hope you enjoy this I have build for you! *Runs over to the boxing bag* I love you and hope to see you see in real life soon! *hugs the bag.* Now for some meditation! *Goes into the shinto Shrine and closes the door behind him.*


    *fujin that would be to you, sir*
    ^_^ Rock on
  •  4/27/2004 8:58:00 AM 566156 in reply to 498929

    RE: Fujin no kami dojo.

    *breaks through wall*

    Yaaarrrrr!!

  •  4/27/2004 9:25:00 AM 567890 in reply to 498929

    RE: Fujin no kami dojo.

    *Slides door open and sees MARKed standing in the training hall, coverd in dust.* I expect that wall to be back in a few hours! I guess this means you want to teach here?


    *fujin that would be to you, sir*
    ^_^ Rock on
  •  4/27/2004 10:30:00 AM 566158 in reply to 498929

    RE: Fujin no kami dojo.

    Sure.

    And why is that wall not made out of paper? Not very japanese-y....

  •  4/27/2004 10:36:00 AM 566021 in reply to 498929

    RE: Fujin no kami dojo.

    yeah, we need paper walls, cause then when you go to the bathroom, you can just rip out a chunk out of the wall to wipe off with...

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  •  4/27/2004 10:39:00 AM 566159 in reply to 498929

    RE: Fujin no kami dojo.

    I find your idea.... disturbing.
  •  4/27/2004 10:41:00 AM 566023 in reply to 498929

    RE: Fujin no kami dojo.

    yeah, but it really saves money on toilet paper...

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  •  4/27/2004 10:47:00 AM 566160 in reply to 498929

    RE: Fujin no kami dojo.

    You're kinda cheap for a prince aren't ya?

  •  4/27/2004 11:02:00 AM 567897 in reply to 498929

    RE: Fujin no kami dojo.

    Well the outer walls where made out of Wood. Not paper...that would be a mess if the rainseason with wind sets in. And there shall be no using the wallpaper as toilet paper!

    Anyway MARKed sensei, the I leave the wooden floor part of the dojo in your care. Please be kind to your Deshi (students) and teach them the way of the sword. Please leave your ninja skills out of the teaching, we are a dojo dedicated to Harmony and honourfull battle. Not for backstabbing and treacherous tactics.

    (Ah so we finally have a Sensei to teach the blade in the dojo. Now If I could only find someone for Judo or Karate.)

    To all Deshi in the dojo. Those wishing to learn the art of the Japanese swords, the katana, please report to MARKed Sensei for further training. He will teach it as he sees fit.

    *Slides door closed again and continues meditating.*


    *fujin that would be to you, sir*
    ^_^ Rock on
  •  4/27/2004 11:15:00 AM 566025 in reply to 498929

    RE: Fujin no kami dojo.

    And there shall be no using the wallpaper as toilet paper!

    aw, you're no fun...



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  •  4/27/2004 11:38:00 AM 567899 in reply to 498929

    RE: Fujin no kami dojo.

    Oh no? Well this samurai, a redhead and a chicken walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says: "What is this? A joke?"
    *fujin that would be to you, sir*
    ^_^ Rock on
  •  4/27/2004 2:58:00 PM 566161 in reply to 498929

    RE: Fujin no kami dojo.

    *stabs Fujin*

    That, my students, is how you punish a bad joke. I hope you're taking notes...

  •  4/27/2004 4:01:00 PM 566640 in reply to 498929

    RE: Fujin no kami dojo.

    *walks in*
    *looks around*
    *smiles slightly and nods*
    *strokes his beard before swishing it over his shoulder, just to have it fall back into place*
    *throws his head back in a fake laugh*
    This place is meeting to my standards.


    What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

    Le sigh
  •  4/28/2004 12:13:00 PM 566779 in reply to 498929

    RE: Fujin no kami dojo.

    *Gets up, and leaves the shinto shrine. Walks toward fluffy.*

    Hello fluffy San! I've prepared a special place where you can stay in the living area. *Directs to special room in the living area.* Please feel free to train with us or take a stroll in the Zen garden..Its quite beautifull this time of year. Anyway, the first Aikido lessons will begin soon and appearantly *Looks at the wound in his back* MARKed Sensei has already begon his lessons. If you need anything Ill be preparing some food for everybody. *Starts cooking.* On the menu today is Sashimi and Miso soup.


    *fujin that would be to you, sir*
    ^_^ Rock on
  •  4/28/2004 6:16:00 PM 567085 in reply to 498929

    RE: Fujin no kami dojo.

    I have no idea what you just said, so I'll take two servings of it. ^_^
    What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

    Le sigh
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