(Ok, so this is probably the longest post I have ever made. But it gives a good look into where Darkness comes from. And what kind of world he's from. please endure.)
[Darkness opens a gateway in the middle of the Tavern (Imagine a gate like in "Stargate" only out of pure dark energy) and he and Aladar proceeds through. As they emerge on the other side they stand in the Great Square of Dark World. The world Darkness build from the foundation. The Square is empty as most of the time. Only Darkness, his Generals, specially authorized guards and special friends have permission to enter it. This being due to that this is the place Gateways are always opened. It's not very "healthy" to have a Gateway being opened where you stand. Two Guards comes up to Darkness and Aladar.]
Romiclus:[drawing his sword] Halt!!! identify yourselves.
[Behind them comes a man on the same hight of Darkness, he has a little longer hair than Darkness, and has green eyes.]
General Blade: Stay your sword Soldier, this is our Lord Darkness.
Romiclus:[Putting away his sword hastily] I-I am terribly sorry M'Lord, I-I didn't reckonize you.
Ratiaus:[other Guard, wispering] Idiot.
Darkness: You are excused of your mistakes, return to your posts.
Romiclus&Ratiaus: YES M'LORD.
General Blade:[approches Darkness] It is good to seUUCCKKKK [is grabbed by the collar and lifted up by Darkness close to his face.]....you...
Darkness:[eyes glowing] Jake? I thought I told you not to learn them to call me Lord or any other formal gestures, you know i hate it.
Jake: Uuuuhhh yeah..about that...they refused.
Darkness: WHAT?
Jake: They said they wouldn't disrespect you by calling you by a commoners name.
Darkness:[setting Jake down again] Right...[rubs his forehead] I guess I will have to endure then.
Aladar:[very sarcastic] Ooohhh yes, the extreme pain you must endur*SMACK*........[flat IN the ground].....pain......
Jake: Well Aladar hasn't changed I see.
Darkness: Will he ever?
Aladar:[pulls himself up] NEVER MUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA [get's a threatning glare from Darkness] Ok ok..I'll be good.
Darkness:......yeah..whatever.
[The three of them starts walking off to the edge of the Great Square.]
Jake: Well I must admit I didn't expect to see you soo soon, you have only been gone 10 years this time.
Darkness: Spare me the sarcasm Jake, I have Aladar for that.
Aladar: Yes and I'm da.....[moment of realization] hey wait a minute....
Jake: So what brings you back? I don't believe you missed us.
Darkness: I don't miss what I have, I came back to see my parents.
Jake:.....you're not sick are you?
Darkness: Can it wise ass, I do like my parents you know.
Jake: I know, I know, but think of last time....you were only away 6 years and think of the reaction your mother had.
Darkness:[getting the chills] uuugghhhh don't remind me.
[As they walk to the end of the Square they now face down upon the Dark World (If ya think dark World is totally covered in darkness, think again, it's a paradise. Darkness just named it that because he likes the word Dark.) Around them were the city Nairune. the capitol of all of Dark World. A few kilometres away from the Great Square lay The Temple of Darkness, or so to say Darkness house\castle. It was magnificent towering into the sky crafted with arcitectual finness that would make all of the normal worlds architects stand in awe.]
Darkness: The house still looking good.
Aladar:[muttering] House he says.
[Out over the Horizon a landscape filled with all kinds of enviorement could be seen. From the green fields of Glazihyal where the Unicorns lived with the strongest of the evlen warriors, to the blackest forests of the night elves, spiders and wraiths. Far to the South lay the Phoenix Volcanos. Called so because the Volcanos actually were inhabitated by Phoenix's. The Lizard Tribes lived on the slopes of those mountains, living under their king Serptilos. To the north lay the Ice covered Mountains where the Dwarfs lived, their fierce nature and brute strength had helped Darkness in many battles, they had his respects. Yeties lived there as well and many other ice related creatures. But of course not all was fairytales. Among these areas lay the Hi-tech cities where Darkness' scientists, medical geniuses, doctors, inventors, and so on, lived. On the battle grounds lived those of his Army who loved to fight every day. Darkness liked coming there, he liked to see them fight. Going over the entire world would be pointless, no normal being lives long enough to visit them all. But one Place is important, to the west of Nairune, lay the City of Choosens. Where Darkness' mother and farther lived with the rest of his mother's kind.]
Aladar: So we have to go to the city of the choosen's eh? Could be fun.
Jake: Why excatly are you going to visit them?
Darkness: I'm getting married!
Jake: Oh yeah, that explains alo...[moment of realisation] YOU'RE WWWHHHAAATTTTT???????
Aladar:[holding his ears] Well there goes my hearing for the next 6 months.