Invert: You're giving alcohol to a minor!
Rikku: yea!
Invert: You're my new best friend...
Ning: and we all know what happens to a fire-elemental fox when it comes into contact with alcohol...Streak: >dons asbestos armor<Trouble: >puts more faith in a bomb shelter<
fluffy-mittens: can I have some of that?
nix: no! you have an outstanding DUI
fluffy-mittens: yeah but I have to get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth
nix: good point
nix: can I have some to?
Invert:Invert: *bursts into a gaint inferno*