fluffy-mittens: *eats one of lil elfs cards then throws down a royal flush*
nix: *passed out and USED!*
squall: go fish oops wrong game
hulk: alls I gots are kings
coatman: hey streaks cheating *takes off his shirt and coat* what do you wanna do?
fluffy-hat: stupid bastards at the card factory I am out christmas money!
do not worry about getting into that tanning bed melonoma is just a scientific word for sexified