Ame walks into the thread ahd hands Fluffy-Phil what looks like a stereotypical large bag of money, complete with a '$' on it.
Here you go.
Closer examination reveals a burning fuze coming out of the bag. As Ame walks back out of the thread with her fingers in her ears, the bag blows up in a cartoonishly large explosion leaving a soot covered and smoking Fluffy-Phil behind. Some of his hair is smoldering.
You're not as real as you think you are.