Actually I get shocked in the bathroom by accident, unlike what you might be thinking, mr. Phil... the thing is that the light switch in the bathroom is right beside the outlet and when I go to the bathroom, after washing my hands, sometimes I end up putting my finger on the outlet instead of pressing the light switch...
...the weird thing is that I get shocked there quite often... like, at least once a month...
"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI
Things do sound more profound in Latin...