How about the demon duck? I know that there are times when I wish that I could have one.

Auto-deploying Demonic Duck (of sorts)... They'd sell like hotcakes.

To Bunnies and non-Bunnies alike

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Make your own shrink soda kit...

What? I don't want to just buy the stuff.

Make your own Shrink Soda. Available now!

Available in both regular and light soda versions.

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Go toy uryoums!

Video store clerk, the roleplay game.

I like the idea of being at the top of a video shop, and using the special power of super rewind and scratch repair, or something.

(Anything would make a better subject for a roleplay game than what my friend came up with, including real life, which I made a bet on. The only thing is, we have no way to decide who's the winner. That and he doesn't ever shut up.)

EGS Transgender/Transformer Action Figures.

Elliot/Ellen
Elliot/Cat Elliot
Tedd/Female Tedd (or Tess)
Grace/Squirrel Grace (Shadetail)
Hedge/Half-Hedgehog Hedge
Vlad

And after the birthday party... What a potential ^_^

Come get your El Goonish Shive Model kits right here right now!!!!!

i'd easy go buy one. Proper kit to build each of the characters. Basically jus replace everything starwars have made as toys with el goonish shive characters and you're done.

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Insanity, a sane response to an insane world.

do you think they would sell the "Stereotypical German Scientist" too? (I love that guy!) Or how about a plushy with a pull string that made him spout off various improvable theories! that would be nifty!!

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My day is not complete until I terrify a complete stranger.