Ha! Failed! You'll suffer horror status effect!
And yes, there are, well not worse, but skills that are similar to the milkshot. Like Shiru's Cranshot. But of course, she isn't around often enough to use it, so... onto with the milkshooting.
"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI
Things do sound more profound in Latin...