Lavender skirt, purple blouse, black 1" heels, a watch, a bracelet, a necklace, two rings, a pair of 14k CZ stud earrings, and all appropriate underwear.
And if you think I'm going to describe that last item, then you are crazier than I am (and that's saying something).
I don't know you that well.
You're not as real as you think you are.