*imagines*
It'd be pretty cool though... you'd wake up in the morning and:
Man: "good morning, love"
Woman: "Good moooorning..."
Man: "Hey, sweetheart, could you pass me the milk?
Woman: "Suuuure" *squeeze, squeeze*
...
"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI
Things do sound more profound in Latin...