Dear Arudin,

Just how long is your blade?

-Vaya

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Not really, since your paladin oath would be kinda detrimental to our prosperity.

Dear almighty and awesome wizard Arudin,

Why do you carry around that useless hunk of metal called the moonblade. THink of all the gold you could possibly get wtih the gold from that thing. I mean I know its a family heirloom and all but come on. Think of all the magic items and spells you could get(not to mention actually use).

Yours Truly,

A fellow wizard.

P.S: Please dont fireball me.

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I wish my grass was emo so itd cut itself

Dear Arudin,

would you call your self more honest than other elves. as an elf i know my day loving cousins tend to lie almost more than humans do. but you dont seem to fear insulting the humans. so would you say your insults and general lack of regard for non-Arudin helpful life is more honest than the half truths of your kin.

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Retired wow Vet. egerly awating age of conan. look up Ides March to say hi.

Dear Arudin,

   If you wouldn't mind, would you please explain what exactly your "Moonblade" is, and why it is significant to your family?

 

Inquisitively,

Patrick Blackbird 

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Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.
-Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Dear Arudin
If you were to sacrifice one of your party to save all the others, who would you sacrifice?

-Phoenix

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I swear, now you're just doing it to piss me off.

Good Arudin

I have been wondering how would you react if someone told you that you will spend decades of your life being chased by an half-drow hottie?
But thats not all of it.. In the end you will end up being her husband and having three childs with her.

Sincerely

- Nocharim the Gross Acidic mage/Diviner

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"Everything is run by women, hence making us men just playtoys and slaves. Dont even think of arquing with them since they can make your life a living hell. In the end there will be no need for us men since women can do it by themselves."
- Me, just before I got twacked with an aluminium pipe.

O great Arudin,

Never, ever, ever wear the hat and pants combo ever again. If you persist in making us nauseaus we will have to enroll you to the society. Forcibly. With a big rusty axe.

Oh, and by the way, the treasurer wants me to ask you why you don't learn shocking grasp (to torture people with).

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Join us or be decapitated!

Dear Arudin

So far in the comic, we have seen that your relations with your mother are not the best. So given the choice between attending a family reunion and facing a pack of angry trolls, which would you pick?

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I swear, now you're just doing it to piss me off.

Dear Arudin,

Why are Elves so tasty to monsters? Apart from the Bullette, which refuses to eat Elves and dislikes the taste of Dwarves, just about every other monster likes chowing down on Elf. Is it because their diet makes them extra succulent? Or is it because they're rarer than other races and a bit of a delicacy? Personally I favour the Drow Elves - they're teriyaki flavoured!

By the way, you, Teagan, and Lucia are welcome to dinner at my place anytime.

Regards,
Dexam the Dragon.

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'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.' - Arthur C. Clarke.
'Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.' - Gregory Benford.

Dear Arudin,

You know, wands and scrolls aren't that expensive.  Why not pick up some nifty new magic stuff.  I'm sure you could talk Khaggoth into loaning you some coin.  He is, after all, the new heir to the Leoncourt fortune (or at least the the Leoncourt moderate-sum-of-money).

Sincerely,

The FireSpark.

 

PS: You should use more fire spells, and use them more often.

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"Apparently getting your ass kicked is now part of a complete breakfast." - Roy Greenhilt, Order Of The Stick


- An Answerer of questions, and Questioner of answers.

Dear Arudin,

Like yourself, I recently made the change from robes to pants. Are you finding it as constricting as I am? You know... Down there?

Sincerely,

Vendrin

Dear Arudin,

What is Kayless (your mental father) like in real life?

Cheers,

Rob-hin

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Roll for a good sig... 1.
Darn, critical miss, oh well.

Dear Arudin,

What caused the artist to get a writers block, and do you (or dear lord, Mad Mal) have any spells that can cure it?

-Acolytus, cousin of the great defender of birds, Tybaltus

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

Smart ass.   No way for Arudin to answer that without shattering the fourth wall.

Actually there are several questions like that on this thread...  

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Dungeon Crawl Inc. - It's the most fun you can have without three midgets and a whip!

I know, I know.  Its fun to think about the answer though

And its a clever way to poke fun at your lack of an update

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons