You forgot the fake canned laugh in the background! And the crappy lip sync! And the Tamarindo ice cream jokes!

...oh, no, wait, that's another show...

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

I wonder if they got that part where I ate that cereal box that Shiru came out of...

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...wee?

.........you *******. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO ATE THE BOX THAT GAVE BIRTH TO ME?!!

Kick his ass, kick his ass! Cranshot him!!!

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

I can't use cranshot right now. Give me another day or two. It should be useable by then.

I'm sure if I squeezed hard enough in the right place I could produce cranberry juice.

What? Oh for ****'s sake, get your minds out the gutter people, thats not what I meant. Jeez.

What did you mean?

You know, if you squeeze a jelly donut hard enough, it turns into jelly beans.

Jelly donut? I really hope you mean jam.

Jelly donut. A jam donut can't turn into jelly beans. It's impossible. What the hell will a jam donut turn into? Jamtoids. They burst out of the wall and scream "Oh Yeah!" like that Kool-Aid dude. Then they proceed to kick your ass while singing about their jammy goodness. You can't eat jelly beans, because the jamtoids will come after you. All of this insanity, just because you had to go and say 'jam'.

Should.... I even begin to wonder........??

But jam is what you put in donuts, not jelly. Jelly is that translucent stuff that wobbles about. Y'know, jelly on a plate, jelly on a plate... and all that stuff. I forgot how the song goes. Anyhoo, you don't want wobbly donuts just as much as you don't want a bullet in the head. IN THE HEAD!

Wobbly donuts would be cool. They'd be like Jell-O. You know. You poke it...and it's all wobbly. And you can see through it. Like tape, only colorful and fruit flavored.

Wobbly donuts would not be cool. Some donuts are so large that they are hard enough to eat anyway, without them wobbling all over the place like a crazy drunkard.

I don't think edible tape would catch on. It'd stick to the roof of one's mouth, or one's tongue, depending on how one would go about eating it.

How about bass-tape? Will that catch on?

The fish or the instrument?

For the instrument, I think it would catch on. You can use any kind of tape to keep your cables from falling out, but tape specifically designed for the bass would be cool.

I can't say I'm well educated in matters involving fish, because I'm not. You'd have to ask someone else about fishy matters.