I can't cook... last night I set a hamburger on fire... it tasted like coal...

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

I do that, I have to open the door and warn the fire brigade before I start

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"We the unwilling, led by the unknowning, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. In fact, we have been doing so much with so little for so long, we now believe we can do anything, with nothing, in no time at all."

"Neither by chance nor destiny."

Polar Bear. Igloo. Radar. Eggman.

It’s like crack. Crack that slaps you in the face and calls you a ***. And you like it.

So you know how that is.

I also dropped one of the hambugers I cooked last night... when I was just about to put it in the bread... so frustrating...

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

I once squashed two in the oven door, I'm **** at cooking

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"We the unwilling, led by the unknowning, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. In fact, we have been doing so much with so little for so long, we now believe we can do anything, with nothing, in no time at all."

"Neither by chance nor destiny."

Polar Bear. Igloo. Radar. Eggman.

It’s like crack. Crack that slaps you in the face and calls you a ***. And you like it.

Oven door? What were you doing with hamburgers in the oven?

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

I'm pretty good at cooking, only my pies just aren't that good as my mother's. So why try.

[Edited for less random chaos]

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See kids? This is the kind of confusion that a missing apostrophe (') can cause.

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

I admit, I'm very careless in my apostrophe placement.

Owh hell who am I kidding, I just like random chaos in my text!

HAHAHAHAHA I AM RONNIE SOAK! HAHAHAHA

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I like apple pie

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"We the unwilling, led by the unknowning, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. In fact, we have been doing so much with so little for so long, we now believe we can do anything, with nothing, in no time at all."

"Neither by chance nor destiny."

Polar Bear. Igloo. Radar. Eggman.

It’s like crack. Crack that slaps you in the face and calls you a ***. And you like it.

Good for you.

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

"I'd like a cup of coffee and some, mmmmmmmm, cherry pie."

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"We the unwilling, led by the unknowning, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. In fact, we have been doing so much with so little for so long, we now believe we can do anything, with nothing, in no time at all."

"Neither by chance nor destiny."

Polar Bear. Igloo. Radar. Eggman.

It’s like crack. Crack that slaps you in the face and calls you a ***. And you like it.

bump.

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Pet the kitty!

pure pie and that

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Insanity, a sane response to an insane world.

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I can make pancakes, yet I can't make some fr**kin microwavable popcorn.... God, I always burn it.

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Gotta get this monkey off my back. Hey! Get off! *monkey screeching*