Oh, fuck, than in this case I am gonna have to put some bullet proof pants on...
..hey, wait... if she shoots me, I am gonna bleed... and I will bleed in her house... and you know how Mod loves blood... so, nah...
"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI
Things do sound more profound in Latin...