...Then why am I still sad?

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...wee?

how many times has the world blown up now?  and why can't i move my arms?

I have counted 2 times... but there are probably more...

...I told you not to masturbate 8 times a day, now you can't feel your arms ! Why doesn't anybody listen to what I say about it ?

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

Maybe because they all went blind and can't actually see what you're typing?

EIGHT HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

800?  *gasp*  dun dun dun!!!!112

1,782!!!!!!!111onetwothree

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...wee?

243LO1OM6WTF!!1!!1153 teh r0x0r LOL1!1

OMFGROTFLMOA T3H MONK3YZ!!!!!!!!111onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten

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...wee?

wow.  thats more leet than it needs to be

Hey, at least we ain't talking like this:

 

http://www.tp.cbobproductions.com/

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Th15 5c4re5 me!

Oh my, have I just said that!?

Need more fear in your life? Click the link below. That's exactly what I look like when I'm PMS'ing, lacking painkillers, and listening to Guilty Gear music.

http://www.deviantart.com/view/5225657/

 

The only difference is I don't have that cool little clock.

Ahahaha.... you wear a suit!

Hey, it's the only clean thing left in my closet.