Dammit, the wolves have gotten in here.
*stands still for a moment*
I really should've closed the door, now I think about it.
*clings his coat open and grabs a handful of small knives in each hand*
Time to play fetch...
*he throughs knives at the eyes of the wolves, using only one knife per wolf*
Wow, they don't even seem to mind losing an eye.
*he grit his teeth with frustration*
What's the point of a hero with no one to save?
Le sigh