This has been a question plaguing humankind since the dawn of Dungeons and Dragons; Ranger or Paladin. You see rangers are generally hippies but they get a lot of sex. Paladin are cool knights in armour but they get no sex. So basically do you want to be a drugged up layout who is getting some or do you want to look supremely cool but never have it off? A tough choice but in the end I will go with Paladin.
Unicycle or Pennyfarthing?
Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!
