Because I was testing my new Eletric Penis Heating Cloak^TM on it !

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

i wouldn't trust that kind of thing....  what if it malfunctions?  I don't think i can trust electrical equiptment anywhere NEAR those cohones...

That's exactly why I was testing it on a cucumber...

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

but the cucumber isn't going to be able to tell you "OW!  sweet baby JESUS it burns!  turn it off!  please god turn it off!!!!"  at most, it might sizzle a little bit.

Yeah, as I was saying, it's still being tested... first step is the cucumbers... then, we test it on animals !

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

why don't you just shove an electric eel up a dog's ***?  You'll get the same basic result...

Good idea, Tiamat ! But, you know, work before fun... so right now I gotta find a panda to test how hot can this thing get...

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

...get the **** away from me...

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...wee?

*rereads thread*

indeed.

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Does it smell like burnt toast or is it just me?

No, you are the only one here who smells like burnt toast.

*is afraid to ask what spree smells like*

I think i maybe schitzophrenic.