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EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

Last post 10-18-2007, 12:04 PM by VkmSpouge. 280 replies.
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  •  7/31/2004 11:18:01 AM 673597 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    I can't believe no one has asked about the drow yet.  I'll bet there's a whole chapter on them. 
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  •  7/31/2004 11:40:48 AM 673318 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    Well i'm not all that eager to read about Drow, they are all about S&M and all that sorta stuff which turns my stomach. After all I *am* a Gnome.

    Yeah I figured Dwarves would take all the fun out of sex, they take it out of just about everything else, Durngrim and Battleragers excluded.

    I bet Elves have interesting ceremonies and stuff like that, interesting yet tedious and boring... Halflings i figure are much like humans in their sexcapades.

  •  7/31/2004 11:48:10 AM 675160 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    Yesh... There's an idea!  Let's all learn about hobbit shex!
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  •  7/31/2004 12:27:20 PM 673819 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    How about Kobolds and/or gnolls?


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  •  7/31/2004 1:59:44 PM 674545 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    Actually I wouldn't mind finding about Elves, though the mating riturals of kobolds would be an insane bit of trivia to have .
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  •  8/3/2004 2:30:51 PM 674578 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    Serious question though, I'm playing a game with Centaurs in, can I have any information about Centaurs and Centaur pregnancy, if you have any. Thanks!
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  •  8/3/2004 3:17:48 PM 674452 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    Hey, I was serious about the gnolls and kobolds
    If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
    Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons
  •  8/3/2004 8:34:09 PM 674339 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    (Sorry for no answer folks, been busy with classes...)

    First off elves:

    "Love is like summer"

    "Elves enjoy life and love. They tend to share themselves sexually and emotionally with elves, half-elves and humans of either gender. Their sexual relationships tend to be extensions of deep friendship. Sex is a form of sharing between two people. The sexual aspect of the relationship tends to be transitory, lasting from a single encounter of a few hours to an ongoing affiliation of a few decades, both relatively short periods in an elf's long life. The friendship from which the sex develops tends to last much longer. The traditional concept marriage, swearing to spend one's life with just one person, amuses elves who often can't understand why anyone would willingly repress themselves in such a manner. Elves as a species view the concept of eternal love as one of the greate4st hoaxes of the universe. Among nonelves, however, many classic romance tales and legends focus on elves who pledge eternal love.

    Possessing remarkable long lifespans, elves often become sexual connoisseurs; with centuries to master sexual techniques in the same way they would master a sword. Most elves go through phases of sexuality (which can also last for decades or centuries), in which they have sex with one or the other gender, sampling the pleasures provided by both males and females. By definition, almost all elves are bisexual, although most find it curious to be labeled in this manner. Elves reach sexual maturity between 100-120 years.

    Most elves find violent sex or sado-masochism to be distasteful and crude, although there are individuals who have mastered the finer arts of domination, honed by centuries of practice. Dark elves, on the other hand, view sex as coexisting with violence, domination and humiliation. For a dark elf, having sex with someone is a p9oltiical move first, with pleasure experienced being an added benefit.

    Elf Pregnancy and Childbirth
    Elves have the longest pregnancy known to humanoids: 24 months (that's 2 years folks). However, pregnancy is a sacred and harmonius time between mother and child, as the two bond on an almost psychic level. Childbirth is gentle and easy but elven women tend to be fragile and wait another five years before trying to have another child. For some reason, they can only crossbreed with humans (aside form other magical beings). Scholars believe that humans and elves were once one race


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  •  8/4/2004 6:30:28 AM 674582 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    24 months to carry a child! Crumbs, that's a long time to be pregnant!
    Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
    Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

  •  8/4/2004 7:46:17 AM 674471 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    Some biologists argue that most all humans are bisexual too.  The theory is theres a line 100% heterosexual, 100% homosexual and everything in between.  And they say most of the population falls between 60% heterosexual, and 60% homosexual. 

    Im not sure whether I buy into it, but theres really no way to tell. 


    If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
    Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons
  •  8/4/2004 7:56:21 AM 674606 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    Interesting theory, I've heard of it too. The thing is there is no way to prove it because of how people develop through society and how that it pushes most people to be heterosexual. I suspect it's reasonably accurate but there's no real way to prove it (that I know of).
    Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
    Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

  •  8/4/2004 10:29:22 AM 675270 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    BoEF on Halflings/Hobbits

    Community is central to life in halfling society. Love and acceptance flourish. Sexual sharing is a manifestation of community and fellow feeliing among adults. They frequently have sex with people they merely like., whose company they enjoy ot who seem to need the solace that intimate physical contact offers. Most nonhalflings, who might view halflings as being merely "cute", are astonished to witness the incredible diversity of halfling sex and the enthusiasm with which they engage in it. However, halflings are cautious about having sex outside their species, since they realise that their philosophies are not widely shared among other races.

    Sex is much like a party, with the more the merrier. They honor the universal sexual taboos. Societal, consensual adult sex with anyone, even family members as closely related as first cousins, is acceptable. Exposed to a variety of cultures during their nomadic travels, halflings take to new sexual techniques readily, incorperating them into their vast repertoire.

    Homosexuality is fairly common, although there is a lesser percentage of bisexuals in a given community than the human average. Halflings tend toward a given sexual preference and usually stick to it. Halflings reach sexual maturity between 18-25years, often culminating in a massive party in which the youth is set up with a willing partner, chosen by the rest of the clan.

    Pregnany and Childbirth
    Halflings have the same gestation times as humans and undergo similiar conditions. Mothers are active up to the last two months before retiring to the care of the community. However, due to the nomadic nature of most clans, mothers are expected to keep up the best they can before moving to the safety of their covered wagons.

    Halflings while possibly the result of crossbreeding with humans in the distant past, are now unable to sucessfully cross-breed with most other humaniod species.*

    Births are considered tiumes of festivity, with many parties and celebrations conducted in honor of the mother and the continuation of the clan. Multiple births are as common as they are in humans, twins and triplets are adored and dotted on by the rest of the clan.

    *Crossbreeds: Celestials, Dragons, Dryads, Fiends, Nymphs, Sprites
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  •  8/4/2004 2:28:37 PM 675476 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    So if they're cautious about having sex with other species why on earth did those two Halfling girls have a threesome with Castor...maybe it because they didn't actually get to know him in that time?


    Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
    Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

  •  8/4/2004 3:07:10 PM 674992 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    He probably seemed nice enough at the time.
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  •  8/4/2004 4:17:30 PM 675280 in reply to 501576

    RE: EPSC's "Just Do it" Discussion Panel

    Centuars as noted in BoEF

    Centuars live in tribes that are simliar to herds of horses. Centuars undergo a period of heat, lasting three months or so, in whch they experiance intense sexual feelings. Centuras reach sexual maturity at the age of 10years, at which time they are forced to find a mate outside the herd. Mating can be rough and tender, with young males buckingand wooing potentaial mates with displays of physical prowess.

    Pregnancy and Birth
    Pregnant females are active up to a week before the birth, before retreating to a secluded glen or cave in order to give birth. A small contingent of elder females accompany and protect the mother at this time, spending most of their time driving males away, who become agitated and nervous due to the mother's hormones. Multiple births are rare and such children are noted for possessing strange powers, becoming clerics or divingers, receiving whispered bits of wiosdom from their deities or the natural world around them.
    EPSC: She's crazy, lazy and oh-so-lovable!


    "The deific powers I emit will surely burn your retinas!!!"

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