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Last post 07-05-2008, 4:47 AM by Fluffy-Phil. 14 replies.
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  •  12/12/2004 2:31:05 PM 500918

    Joke/Quote of the Day.

    Post a joke or some little snippit from your day today to make someone giggle.

    I've got two to start us off:

    Guy 1: How many fanboys does is take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Guy 2: I dunno, how many?
    Guy 1: Ten. One to screw in the bulb, and nine to complain about how the old one was sooo much better than this new one.

    ------------------

    There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
    Each day that comes is one day closer to Pedro's demise.

    And no oompa-loompas.
  •  12/12/2004 3:27:55 PM 717897 in reply to 500918

    RE: Joke/Quote of the Day.

    Two quotes from today (one of which is my MSN name, the other of which was going to be until the other was said).

    "Well you didn't tell us."
    "I told the guy over there."
    "But we're not with the guy over there."
    "No, but you looked easy, so I thought by the time it came to order..."

    AND

    Nimmo: "There's a wall there."
    Me: *crashes into the wall* "I'll turn when I get to it..."
    What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

    Le sigh
  •  12/12/2004 4:41:26 PM 717924 in reply to 500918

    RE: Joke/Quote of the Day.


    The binary thing is sooo ... familiar...
    Anyway What was a pirate movie rated?
    "Shiver Me Timbers"

    (Or like Markie things: ARR, for pirate!)
    Os iusti meditabitur sapientiam, et lingua eius loquetur iudicium.
    Beatus vir qui suffert temtationem.
    Quanium c-um probatus feurit accipient coronam vitae.

    Kyrie, ignis divine, eleison.

    Oh quam sancta, quam serena, quam benigna, quam amoena.
    Oh castitatis lilium.
  •  12/12/2004 8:00:46 PM 717930 in reply to 500918

    RE: Joke/Quote of the Day.

    The second one is the actual joke, the first one is what someone who's drunk would tell the joke as because they can't remember all of it.
    What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

    Le sigh
  •  12/14/2004 6:38:15 PM 719845 in reply to 500918

    RE: Joke/Quote of the Day.

    Our philosophy teacher today was philosophying about Archimedes and the whole Eureka story and such... when he said something like: "1kg of gold has a different weight than 1kg of lead, for example" ...he meant volume instead of weight and he was trying to explain the density story... I guess that's why he is a Philosophy, not a Physics teacher...

    ...yeah, I know it's very funny, but it was at the moment...


    "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
    I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
    Catullus, XVI

    Things do sound more profound in Latin...
  •  1/4/2005 10:32:23 PM 722215 in reply to 500918

    RE: Joke/Quote of the Day.

    Streak: what do you get when a cat climbs a tree? ^^
    Trouble: Catsup! ^^
    Streak and Trouble: hahahahahahaha!! ^^
    Ning: .....
    Trouble: don't stare at me like that...
    Streak: we're bored...

    Daengel: did they just steal that from that game?
    CoS: Tales of Symphonia? yeah...

  •  1/5/2005 7:04:19 PM 721597 in reply to 500918

    RE: Joke/Quote of the Day.

    my boss was telling about a party he went to when he was in his twenties.

     

    My boss:  Man, I'm getting old.  This sucks.

    His friend in his 40's:  I HAVE HAIRS ON MY ASS OLDER THAN YOU!!!!! (was yelled so that entire party could hear.)

  •  1/6/2005 1:18:45 PM 722359 in reply to 500918

    RE: Joke/Quote of the Day.

    POliticly correct terms about women

    She does not get PMS...She becomes hormonaly homocidle

    She is not easy...SHe is horizontally accessible

    She is not a perfect ten..she is numericly superior

    She is not a bad driver...she is automotivly challenged

    She is not a bad cook...She is microwave compatible

  •  2/7/2005 12:18:54 PM 729470 in reply to 500918

    RE: Joke/Quote of the Day.

    hey lookit! a dead thread! * being the bored child he is he posts*

    " please! spare me! i can give you money!"

    " if i kill you i can take the money"


    known to be: a member of the fokn, a b-unit minister, a game reveiwer.

    it's like a sonic....rpg....forum....thing


    Ligand Baby wrote:
    She only wants my meat, is that so wrong?

    ezekel said:
    Of course not, with such fine meat that you have.

    Few can beat that meat.

  •  2/8/2005 6:37:10 PM 732314 in reply to 500918

    RE: Joke/Quote of the Day.

    Streak: no, it's not that, they just ran out of good quote or jokes, because they used thier best on thier first post...
    Trouble: just like you?
    Streak: shut up!
  •  8/16/2005 1:26:50 AM 751561 in reply to 732314

    Re: RE: Joke/Quote of the Day.

    Some exercise we were on during sum sumem school to newcastle uni
    Teacher blokey - if you were stuck in the wild and you only had a clock wot could you do with it?
    me - er.. tell the time?
    Dean - .... .... hit sumthin with it?
    Teacher blokey - no! you could take it apart and use the inside as fishing bait once you;ve got a stick
    me - ....
    Dean - OH YEAH COZ A SCREW LOOKS DED FKIN TASTY TO A FISH!!!

    I've never seen a teacher go so red lol


    Insanity, a sane response to an insane world.
  •  8/16/2005 11:25:07 PM 751702 in reply to 500918

    Re: Joke/Quote of the Day.

    Yeesh, I'm noticing a trend with you and reviving old, dead threads.

    However, since I'm in here anyway, I do have one to contribute.

    What do you call a bunch of white guys chasing a black guy?



    ....The PGA tour. *Badum-psh*
  •  8/17/2005 2:17:30 AM 751711 in reply to 751702

    Re: Joke/Quote of the Day.

    (lol im trying to bring this place backStick out tongue [:P])
    not really a joke jus sumthin me m8 sed yesterday
    "if you were a genie and someone said, "i wish you would not grant me this wish", what would you do?"
    im still tryna think wot i would do.
    EDIT:my mate came up with the best answer:
    "i wish you'd p*i*s*s off but your not the genie r ya?"
    Insanity, a sane response to an insane world.
  •  7/8/2006 7:54:43 AM 782463 in reply to 751711

    Re: Joke/Quote of the Day.

    *rots*
    do not worry about getting into that tanning bed melonoma is just a scientific word for sexified
  •  7/5/2008 4:47:44 AM 805836 in reply to 782463

    Re: Joke/Quote of the Day.

    Ahahaha, I like that.

    Q: How many Lojbanjists does it take to change a broken light bulb?

    A: Two; one to decide what to change it into, and one to figure out what type of bulb would produce broken light.

    What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

    Le sigh
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