Dan has said that one character in the comic is completely asexual, and
the way he said it implied that said character isn't in the
closet. And, similar to Piro's now-infamous "one gay character"
declaration, this will cause speculation until it finally comes up in
conversation, maybe years from now. First, who can be ruled
out? The big eight, first off, because they've all shown an
attraction to someone.
Elliot -> Nanase, Sarah
Tedd -> Every female but Nanase
Sarah -> Elliot, Johnny Depp
Grace -> Tedd (D-U-H)
Nanase -> Ellen
Justin -> Elliot, Legolas
Susan -> Justin
Ellen -> Tedd, Nanase, Jason D. Poit
So that's easy enough. And the married characters can, of course,
be ruled out. The theater clerk almost goes without saying.
Duck and Bill, unless castrated, are still ambisexual. The same
goes even more so for Kaoli, at least until we see her as an
adult. Mel is out for obvious reasons. Dr. Germahn has made
some perverted comments in the past (no, the censored strip doesn't
count). Greg's "interesting" location pretty much rules him
out. Even if Vlad used to be asexual, she's now bi. Dan has
explicitly said that Nioi is bi. Lisa seems to have a crush on
Amanda. For any Tedd to be asexual is something I just can't see,
and I get the impression that he's slept with Nioi. Tony, as
we've seen, has a crush on Tedd. William and Gillian, as I
recall, have an egg - and is sexual preference even a concept among
Uryuomc? That leaves Noah, Hedge, Guineas, Damien, General Shade
Tail, and Liz. In order of their likelyhood:
1. Liz - she just seems the type.
2. Noah - gives off the "disinterested observer" vibe.
3. General Shade Tail - tell me he doesn't make you think "eunuch guard."
4. Hedge - very..."focused."
5. Amanda - why not, but why so?
6. Guineas - frankly, who cares?
7. Damien - just a cop-out.
(Of course, after all this, it'll turn out to be the screaming cheerleader...)