Robin: Holy toilet, Batman ! You left the toilet seat up !!!
Batman: Oh, come on, go slide on a pole or something, pantless boy.
Yeah, um... now that I think about it, it doesn't sound very funny... oh, well...
"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI
Things do sound more profound in Latin...