Must....have.....sock......
*After sneaking up after a girl has walked off from dryer*
*Sniff* "Mmmm it smells like Becky."
The new Robert Redford movie:
"The Horse Frensh kisser"
Horse: I know you hide the sugar cubes in your hat. So give them up.
Or
Boy: I knew I should have worn my protective goggles.