fluffy-mittens: *pees in his pants*
nix: oh crap I have to get a job now!
squall: wait! I beat up the kid from boy meets world and he had a 3 millon dollar check in his pocket
squall: here you go *hands lil elf girl 3 mil gil* yay!
nix: yay! no job for me! *eats cake*
hulk: grahh ahh *thud* *pedestrian beats hulk and takes his money* *sniff..*
fluffy-hat: man that was crazy I dont think I am a virgin anymore
coatman: *STABBED* ugh ....
fluffy-mittens: number 2's his pants...
do not worry about getting into that tanning bed melonoma is just a scientific word for sexified