Streak: T.R.S: >looks at the charred remains of the other salesman< cheh... amatuer... that's what he gets for butting in without paying attention to the customer... now sir! which kind of fabric would you like for your diaper? it comes in burlap, cotton, silk or human skin!
Trouble: human skin?
T.R.S: some of my sources are mildly twisted...
fluffy-mittens: *draws the key blade ultima* ha ha die salesmen *smacks around the salesman*
coatman: *drops some trash*....oh crap.....
nix: *still beating people with shotputs* crie whimps!
Nnix: *then out of nixilus comes negetive nix!* mra ha ha
hulk: if swalsemen why buy????????
squall: *fights off angry bunnies*....ahh get off me ahhh!
fluffy-hat: *coffee break*
do not worry about getting into that tanning bed melonoma is just a scientific word for sexified