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Whats the worst game you've ever played?

Last post 10-25-2004, 7:26 PM by onelovescimitars@hotmail.com. 26 replies.
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  •  6/25/2004 12:45:00 AM 606021 in reply to 501606

    RE: Whats the worst game you've ever played?

    If you're looking for info on future MMORPGS, pick up a copy of PC Gamer. They cover Dungeon Siege 2, Everquest 2, and World of Warcraft. I think it's the July edition, maybe August edition
     
  •  7/2/2004 9:39:00 AM 609489 in reply to 501606

    RE: Whats the worst game you've ever played?

    Worst game ey?

    hmmm....

    I can name one: Body harvest for the nintendo 64.

    god awfull... 


    *fujin that would be to you, sir*
    ^_^ Rock on
  •  7/5/2004 12:43:35 PM 612080 in reply to 501606

    RE: Whats the worst game you've ever played?

    They stripped the 1P Game and just left the maps. I usually don't play many games online (Everquest and Warcraft III are my vices here),  so this came as a disapointment, but hey, you know, go with it. So I go online, and they have this godawful pub system. There are plenty of open games, but it takes me a good 5 minutes to find a suitable one, partially because of mispelling and draconian entry rules (CLAN ---- ONLTY NOSMAKT4RDzzz!) and partly because the system may have been designed with slightly more infallable beings in mind. I finally get into a game, and as of the launch week this is how things work.

    Player X, Y, and Z are all completely silent and will go about their time changing sides at random, and killing anyone whom they can see. Players P-W are average players whom use speak macros to talk if absolutely necessary. They have some amount of pack behavior and may occasionally work together to take spawn points. More often, though, they will jeep into the middle of enemy territory, end up pinned down by a sniper or tank, and spam "Help Please" to all players in the game until they inevitably die, whereupon they'll either leave the game with a neighbor like "Y00 SUCKZ0RZZ!!" or retreat into a sulken state for a while and then switch teams.

    Player A and B are completely inexperienced, but don't want to show it, so they gleefully invite half of your side into a transport chopper, take off, ram into a tree, and then admit they don't know how to pilot a helicopter.

    Players C-N will only play as the americans, and only as the M60/LAW Combo. They are either L33T jerks or insecure about their playing ability. (The LAW/M60 combo, for those whom don't know, is a troop whom has a very large gun with a 100 bullet clip AND several rockets + Launcher, making him/her more potent than the assault class for mowing down infantry, and far more effective than the anti-tank class at long range armor destruction. The vietcong side has no viable counterpart)

    Player O Is a responsible, honest, and reasonably intelligent person.

    The vehicles in the game are basically Transport chopper, attack chopper, Jeep, Light Tank, Heavy Tank, Boat, Fighter Jet.

    The boats were a cool idea, but they're loud, slow, barely armored, and big targets. If players want to cross a river, they'll swim or fly. The choppers are easy to get the hang of and hard to master. There are, or were, when I was playing, about three players in the hub at any time whom could pilot an attack chopper to any degree of effectiveness. Transport choppers are cool ideas, but it's almost always safer to just get the gang there by jeep, since T Choppers are the boats of the skies (Big, loud, and unarmored). The Jets can bomb tanks, bring down choppers, and get you across the map faster than anything else, but are so fast you almost always have to keep turning, lest you hit the edge of the map and get autokilled.

    I admit that you should take this all with a grain of salt, since it's been a couple months since I've played, and I'm biased (BF 1942 was... ... ... very good), but I can't recomend this game in any capacity. And I'd keep a wary eye on that "Modern Combat" game too, cause if they make them fighters any faster....

  •  7/11/2004 11:29:03 AM 666012 in reply to 501606

    RE: Whats the worst game you've ever played?

    I agree about DOAX. that game was an insult to games.. worse than BMX XXX... at least the second game WAS a game, even if it was a tony-hawkish ripoff. DOAX was a 2 button thing that they could have easilly done on the NES.

    but than it wouldn't have the scantilly clad overly chested teenaged girls, and that's really why that game exists.

  •  7/15/2004 11:28:28 AM 665308 in reply to 501606

    RE: Whats the worst game you've ever played?

    Magic the Gathering for the PS1

     

    -_- words cannot describe the badness

  •  7/30/2004 6:16:23 PM 673214 in reply to 501606

    RE: Whats the worst game you've ever played?

    Yu-Gi-Oh: The Duelists of the Roses (or somethin like that) for PS2

     

  •  8/21/2004 2:37:36 PM 685020 in reply to 501606

    RE: Whats the worst game you've ever played?

    I don't play consoles, so I'll mention a few avoidables for the PC.

    I tend to play RTS a lot (real time strategy), and this is kind of tricky to muck up. I picked up a copy of Europa Univeralis a few months back. Maybe it was the fact that as a reprint, it came with no manual, but I couldn't get into it. The building and distribution side of things was incomprehensible, the fighting was done with no player input beyond wieght of numbers, the game plodded along at a deadly dull pace with no way to speed things up, graphics were marginal and sound was effectivly non-existent. I ditched it after three hours.

    ...

    Actually, that's the only one I can think of. I'd just like to say though, that I am in awe of those out there capable of properly using a console controller (you know the ones with 4 mini-joysticks, and about 16 buttons). I have tried it a few times and end up knotting my fingers.
  •  8/22/2004 8:31:38 AM 681535 in reply to 501606

    RE: Whats the worst game you've ever played?

    Without a doubt elevators from hell and elevators from hell 2. Sadly the first one is available to download from www.the-underdogs.org because they think it's teh kewlness or somesuch.
  •  8/29/2004 7:54:28 AM 684404 in reply to 501606

    RE: Whats the worst game you've ever played?

    I thought Sword of the Berserk was a good game. Then again, I'm a fan of the anime and manga... <.<



    Worst game I ever played...it either has to be Digimon World 2 or Gundam Battle Assault 2. Or that old Rugrats game for Gameboy.
  •  9/30/2004 4:47:20 AM 696320 in reply to 501606

    RE: Whats the worst game you've ever played?

    Woah, back up there, sparky. You don't like Elevators from Hell? First, you have to realise it's a very old game. And, it was fun trying to be the first in my school to beat it (it seemed hard back then). Remember, it's FREE and SMALL. You can't really complain in this case, as you have wasted no money/time on it.
  •  10/1/2004 2:56:19 PM 700285 in reply to 501606

    Whats the worst game you've ever played?

    Worst game Ever: Jet Ion GP... And for a reason

    Elected Worst Game of the Year by official PS2 magazine...

    It's essentially a really bad WipeOut clone... That died in the womb...
    <insert signature here>
  •  10/25/2004 7:26:49 PM 703393 in reply to 501606

    RE: Whats the worst game you've ever played?

    It hurt my feelings, it hurt my pride. But worst of all it made me hate laser weilding robots.

    Any game which makes me hate robots has a very evil criminally insane code monkey instead of the usual creative programmer type.
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