You sure it was that?
Cause if that was the reason of your aversion to it, Archer wouldnt like Kung fu, nor would the Wally like eating Onions rare like they where the devil´s apples (read: Ei-Pols).
Maybe the Rocking chair did something to you..Its safe.. We are here..tells us what It did to you..We want to help!
*gives him a little Jwmblade doll for him to point where the bad bad chair made the boo boo*
Or better yet.. maybe you have become in synch with the rocking chairs, and now, you have declared obsolete the past you, and started amputating your past by destroying everything you identify you young years with. Including the chairs...
Jwmblade: CHAAAAAAAIIIIIR!
Chair: *Just sits there*
Jwmblade: No words with your last breath, ei?.. your... CHOICE! HURYAAAA!!!!!one!!!!
*The chair is 0wn3d by Jwm*
*In darkness another chair looks at Jwm, bidding its time, its cape draping in the air with the sound of the air*
Chair2: *Whispering* .. you killed my brother.. Now i kill you!
*Chair2 Jumps thru the wall crashes into kool aid man and dies a horrible kool aid death*
Regards,
Mike