can you give som more info on those gnomish sextoys that were discussed earlier, or maybe magic ones. And maybe special sexual transferable diseases (there are normal diseases and magical ones, i can only guess at the insanity for magical sexual transferable diseases, and speaking of which, can lycantropy also be transfered by sexual contact?)

K Folks, Your Friendly "Sexpert" is uber busy with school. Here's what I'm gonna do once I'm done with my essay. First I'll tell you all about Fey, then Lizardfolk and finally about STDs. Til then, I am off to interpret some stairs and my college campus! (Yes I did say that)

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EPSC: She's crazy, lazy and oh-so-lovable!


"The deific powers I emit will surely burn your retinas!!!"

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Interpret stairs?

Anyway, theres no rush or anything.  I mean this is all in good fun, and of course college comes first.  Just dont disappear because of college and all

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

Don't worry about, EPSC, school must come before revealing the kinky secrets of DnD races.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

((I had to do a paper on the semiotics of the exterior of my campus.))

"Fey by BoEF"

Dryads
Dryads are shy. They often love one or two creatures deeply and passionately but typically from afar. On the rare occasion the beloved learns of the affections and returns the love, only sadness ensued. A mere humaniod can never return a dryad's love in equal measure. When a dryad falls in love, she commits herself to an obessive, possessive emotion-an all-consuming passion that is totally bewyond human understanding. Nothing alive can return their love with the same depth of passion.

Pregnancy and Childbirth
There are no male dryads and as such they must seek out other species to procreate. they typically mate with other fey but the resulting child has a 50/50 chance of being a dryad. However, if the dryad mates with a nonfey, the result is a half-breed. Dryads are notable for a mere 3 month pregnancy. the dryad is completely helpess during this time and retreats to her tree until the actualy time of the birth. The surrounding trees of a dryad glen often produce fruit or come into full leaf during the pregnancy, regardless of season.

Nymphs
Nymphs are known for being teases. They enjoy it when huamnoids and other fey court them. If a suitor is too eager, she blinds them. For those accepted by the nymph, they are in for the ride of their life. They are very good lovers who know how to please their partners. Most are drawn to elves, half-elves and other beings that understand nature. They refuse to engage in sex anywhere except in woods, pools and glades of their homes. They are glad to have sex with either gender as long as the potential meets her lofty standards of worthiness.

Pregnancy and Childbirth
One of the most sexually active fey, they are the most likely to become pregnant, usually due to being caught up in the moment. They are rather indifferent others who tolerate the child within them until it is born wherein it is usually abandoned for someone else to take care of.

However, there are rare cases when the father is magically powerful or destined for greatness, the nymph raises the child with smothering attention, teaching it the secrets of its kind and keeping it far from prying eyes.

Nymph pregnancy is strange. Some last a year while others only a month. Regardless of duration, the child is healthy and full-term at birth. Childbirth is relatively easy and almost always doe within the confines of the nmyph's watery home. Like many other fey, nymphs commonly produce other nymph's or give birth to a child of the same type as the father, later generations may aqquire the feykissed template (Chapter 6). Multiple births as likely as in humans.

Satyrs
Satyrs embody randiness (Think Austin Powers, baby). They are ALWAYS horny and never turn down an opportunity to have sex. They are bold and rough lovers who enjoy wrestling, biting, scratching and spanking. They tend to forget that some may not like it as rough as them.

Pregnancy and Childbirth
Hard to believe, but there are female Satyrs. They are very rare and very shy. Most satyr are born from a satyr and another type of fey. However, female satyrs are unlike other fey in that almost every pregnancy results in another satyr. Pregnant females are active up to the moment of labor. The birth is usually long and painful. Often ignored by male satyrs, they look to other fey, centuars, elves or gnomes to help them. Multiple births almost never happen, but oddly enough are almost always identical female twins.

Sprites
For most sprites, love is like morning dew, sweet and fresh but evaporating quickly. They enjoy the thrill of falling in love or being abandoned. It's all good. Sex fits their light-hearted appraoch to life. The more intense the emotional andsexual esperiance, then better. Sprite unions are common, with the newlyweds committing to their undying love until the next new moon.

Pregnancy and Childbirth
as fey, the three forms are Gigs, Nixies and Pixies. They are all known for being flirtatious. While their sexual preference tends toward their own kind though they have been known to charm passersby and sample their bodies. Sprites treat pregnancies with curiousity rather than concern, anxiety or joy. However, being creatues of emotion, they tend to take on personality traits of the father creature. For example, a sprite carrying a half-orc child is prone to violent outbursts and a surly additude. The actual birth is quick and painless. However the fate of the child is up to the whim of the mother. Some nuture the child while others abandon the child. Multiple births are extremely rare, and these children are known for being more odd, capricious and curious than others of their kind.

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EPSC: She's crazy, lazy and oh-so-lovable!


"The deific powers I emit will surely burn your retinas!!!"

EPSC's World of Art!
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(Heh, that sounds like a cool project)

I found the nymphs and the sprites to be the most intriguing, but the Satyrs the most predictable.

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One of the most sexually active fey, they are the most likely to become pregnant, usually due to being caught up in the moment. They are rather indifferent others who tolerate the child within them until it is born wherein it is usually abandoned for someone else to take care of.

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This is sort of shocking...fortunetly nymphs are beauties typically, so the public is more than willing to pick a baby up....if it was an otyugh on the other hand...

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Satyrs embody randiness (Think Austin Powers, baby). They are ALWAYS horny and never turn down an opportunity to have sex. They are bold and rough lovers who enjoy wrestling, biting, scratching and spanking. They tend to forget that some may not like it as rough as them.

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Thats how its ALWAYS been in the legends and myths.  Satyrs typically represent creatures that give into temptation, givers of parties and/or sex.  Typically associated with Dionysus

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Sprites treat pregnancies with curiousity rather than concern, anxiety or joy. However, being creatues of emotion, they tend to take on personality traits of the father creature. For example, a sprite carrying a half-orc child is prone to violent outbursts and a surly additude.

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This is very odd...almost as odd as the doppelganger scenario

 

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

BoEF presents "Lizardfolk"
Lizardfolk are fertile during specific times of the year (typically during the hottest part of summer) and show no interest in sexual realtions outside that time. These mating times are frantics affairs, as males do their best to show their porwess to the coveted females; mock battles, dancing and eerie rituals occur during this season. Despite this, sex among lizardfolk is noted for its complete lack of passion.

Pregnancy and Childbirth
They mate every few years. Females lay clutches of eggs (6 to 12 eggs in one clutch) and keep them in a warm, dry place. Typically, 1/3 of these eggs never hatch, providing food for those young who do survive. Pregnant females are active up until the time when they must lay the eggs. Once hatched, the mother tends to the young for a year, providing them with pre-digested meat, then with live animals, as they grow to a size at which they can fend for themselves. Lizardfolk pratice infanticde, killing off runts and young that show signs of weakness. The corpses are then left for the stronger young to feed on.

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EPSC: She's crazy, lazy and oh-so-lovable!


"The deific powers I emit will surely burn your retinas!!!"

EPSC's World of Art!
GHE Art Department

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Lizardfolk are fertile during specific times of the year (typically during the hottest part of summer) and show no interest in sexual realtions outside that time. These mating times are frantics affairs, as males do their best to show their porwess to the coveted females; mock battles, dancing and eerie rituals occur during this season. Despite this, sex among lizardfolk is noted for its complete lack of passion.

Pregnancy and Childbirth
They mate every few years. Females lay clutches of eggs (6 to 12 eggs in one clutch) and keep them in a warm, dry place. Typically, 1/3 of these eggs never hatch, providing food for those young who do survive. Pregnant females are active up until the time when they must lay the eggs. Once hatched, the mother tends to the young for a year, providing them with pre-digested meat, then with live animals, as they grow to a size at which they can fend for themselves. Lizardfolk pratice infanticde, killing off runts and young that show signs of weakness. The corpses are then left for the stronger young to feed on.

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Hey, who let the party animals out?

 

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

Well Lizard folk are sure a ******* bunch of parents. You would think that they would make the runts into shamans or clerics ro something.

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H-here, b-bunny, bunny, bunny...

What is a ******* bunch of parents?

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

Opps forgot about the damn filter. b a s t a r d

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H-here, b-bunny, bunny, bunny...

*old 50's edu-mentery music plays*

"So You Slept with Werewolf and Got More than Fleas"

When adventuring, you can meet many interesting creatures. Some may want to pleasure you, but beware. Some creatures have *dramatic voice* S-T-Ds.

Yes that's right, STDs, otherwise known as "Sexually Trasmitted Diseases." Unless you have a condom or a "Cure Disease" handy, you are in big trouble.

STDs can be transmitted by the infected's blood, saliva, vaginal fluids or semen. You may not realize you are infected for weeks or months after catching the STD. Many a STD is spread unwittingly.

A person known to be infected will be shunned, ridiculed, or even imprisoned or exiled. In general, you will find it hard to deal with others (-2 on Diplomacy, -4 if trying to have sex).

There are many STDs in the world and you should know their names, how you get them, and symptoms so you can be prepared for any encounter. Be warned, the following information may disturb you and make you instinctively cringe and protect the nether region by crossing your legs or covering them with your hands.

Asteral's Doom-Sexual (Fort DC 18, 6 months): A horrible disease that wastes the body, named for the 1st victim. 1d8 Str, 3d6 Con.

Azure Balls-Sexual (Fort DC 16, 1 day): Only effects males, females are carriers. It causes intense throbbing pain in the genitals, which darken to an unhealthly shade of blue/black. 1d3 Dex, 1d3, Dex.

Black Withering-Sexual (Fort DC 20, 1 week): Magically resistant (Spell-Res 12 against cure/remove disease). Causes genitals to blacken, rot and fall off. 1d8 Con, 1d8 Wis.

Burning Release-Sexual (Fort DC 12, 1 week): Causes high efever, painful peeing and hallucinations. Failure to make the 2nd fortitude save plus no treatement for 3 months results in a 50% chance of insanity. 1d3 Dex.

Crimson Welts-Sexual (Fort DC 13, 1 Month): Causes sores on genitals and mouth. Can bne cured by magical means. If the victim makes boths saves, is still a carrier with outbreaks every 1D8 months. 1d2 Dex, 1d2 Cha.

Crotch Plague-Sexual (Fort DC 14, 1D4 Days): Painful boils all over genitals and lower abdomen. Welts can break and ooze if left untreated, in which it can now be contracted through contact. 1d2 Con.

Fever Touch-Sexual (Fort DC 14, 1 month): High fevers and eventual blindess. 1d2 Con, 1d2 Int.

Ghoul Fever-Injury, Sexual (Fort DC 12, 1 Day): Simple causes the infected to become ghouls the midnight after perishing. 1d3 Con, 1d3 Dex.

Hairy Brute-Sexual (Fort DC 13, 1D3 Days): Causes random spots of co**** hair to grow about the body. 1d2 Cha.

Kisser's Curse-Sexual (Fort DC 12, 1D3 Days): Causes fatigue, fever, and swollen glands. 1d3 Dex.

Lover's Lice-Sexual (Fort DC 12, 1 Day): Fine-sized parasites that causes severe itching. This is an infestation rather than a disease. They have a 50% chance of another disease. 1d3 Dex.

Lycanthropy- Injury, Sexual (Fort DC 15, Special*): Only effects humanoids and giants. The incubation is until the first moon, inwhich the victim becomes a wereanimal of the same that infected them. Rules on curing and dealing with this disease can be found in the Monster Manual.

Mummy Rot- Contact, Sexual (Fort DC 16, 1 Minute): This continues until the victim's constitution or charisma reaches 0. It is a curse rather than a disease. It requires break enchantmenr or remove curse (DC 20 caster check). 1d6 Con, 1d6 Cha.

Vampirism- Injury, Sexual (Fort DC 20, 1D4 Days): Simply makes victim vampire or vampire spawn after death. 2d4 Con

Whore's Delight-Sexual (Fort DC 15, 1 Day): Saps strength and causes his or her genitals to excrete a paralytic poison. Someone having sex with an infected must make a Fortitude save of 15 or be paralyzed for 1D4 hours. 1 Str, Special

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EPSC: She's crazy, lazy and oh-so-lovable!


"The deific powers I emit will surely burn your retinas!!!"

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Such an interesting variety of diseases all sound completely and utterly disgusting .

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

I did actually expect more wierdness, like magical STDs, that cause wierd spell like effects when sexually active or something, but these are very nice too, and i didn't think lycanthropy was sexually trancemittable, i thought i read somewhere that only pureblood lycanthropes could transfer the disease, and only through biting.

Yes that was a bit of a shock, becoming a werewolf through sex and not just biting...feel sorry for anyone who sleeps with Remus.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!