"I hate to give the impression there's any part of this situation I'm okay with, but it's probably for the best we ended up different."

Roll: 13 - Add your height in inches to your next die roll. (Use the + option in the board, no re-rolls if you don't do it.)

Change 1: Appearance: Mini-Naga the white serpent (Slayers)
Change 2: weak knees
Change 3:
Height: 4'
Cup: E
CV: -1
Outfit: Black dress with skull motif
Item:

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Now come help me in here, I've been snatched!  (It's a different folder, so it runs on a different continuity. - You can introduce yourself in another start form or your default if you want.)  

((I saw, but I'm already being really bad about sleep (past midnight here) and my college applications with just one thread distracting me, so I'm sort of wary about joining another. I'll introduce myself, but I don't guarantee consistancy.))

148 - Become 6" shorter then the previous player.

Edit: "Bah! Adding is supposed to help!"

Edit 2: Clothes-related cross edit that I'm way too tired to deal with.

Change 1: Appearance: Mini-Naga the white serpent (Slayers)
Change 2: weak knees
Change 3:
Height: 3'7"
Cup: E
CV: -2
Outfit: Black dress with skull motif
Item:

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Gives Bio-Naga a big hug, and guides her into a two-against-the-world pose.

*Bio twitches a bit at the awkward squish from the hug then tears up a bit, though it's not too clear whether she is touched or just sad* "Well, it's not really in the spirit of this place for Neko to stay male."

71 - Item: "God" robe and fake hair and beard.

Edit: "Clothing that covers something is good."

Change 1: Appearance: Mini-Naga the white serpent (Slayers)
Change 2: weak knees
Change 3:
Height: 3'7"
Cup: E
CV: -2
Outfit: Black dress with skull motif
Item: "God" robe and fake hair and beard.

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Probably not much rolling tonight, but lets see:

I'm hoping that keeping silent doesn't mean we're all nude.

69 - You and the previous poster of the opposite gender are trapped in a sleeping bag together w/ no outfits. Roll 8+ on d10 to open the zipper. If everyone is the same gender, then reset yours to default, or progress through previous posters until a proper pair is made. (Monsters can't find you like this, and you can only fight each other. Evade move is not possible.)

Edit: Worst question resolution ever. *after shock, retains just enough sanity to start struggling*

Change 1: Appearance: Mini-Naga the white serpent (Slayers)
Change 2: weak knees
Change 3:
Height: 3'7"
Cup: E
CV: -2
Outfit:
Item:
Special: stuck in a sleeping bag with Neko

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

For a moment I thought that "Girls can too" might mean that I was in the sleeping bag with Bio, but reading it, it looks like it is only things that I do.  ::Sai runs over and Jumps on the bag, holding the zipper shut so that Bio and Neko can't get out.

*as much as it seems Bio's blush should just burn through it, her struggles have no effect* "Why isn't the zipper working? I haven't done enough to deserve this!" First mental, now physical, I'm very worried about the way Neko and I have been paired lately.

Roll: 12 - Add your height in inches to your next die roll. (Use the + option in the board, no re-rolls if you don't do it.)

Change 1: Appearance: Mini-Naga the white serpent (Slayers)
Change 2: weak knees
Change 3:
Height: 3'7"
Cup: E
CV: -2
Outfit:
Item:
Special: stuck in a sleeping bag with Neko

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Fights off the puppy.  Tries to shove it into the sleeping bag

"Aw, that would be so much cuter if it wasn't already too cramped in here." *the puppy heads for her most... prominent body part and gives a lick, Bio somehow gets redder* "Woo hooo hooo, eeep!" *Bio struggles to get away and finds herself all too close to the naked Neko* "Great... stuck between a cat and a dog." *the dog licks at her feet and Bio has to work not to convulse right into Neko* "Whoo hooo hooo hooo!" Why haven't I fainted yet?

Roll: 95 - timestamp = height in feet (9)

Edit: *curling up to avoid suffucation, Bio finds herself crushed against Neko and the puppy* So many bad touches...

Change 1: Appearance: Mini-Naga the white serpent (Slayers)
Change 2: weak knees
Change 3:
Height: 9'
Cup: E
CV: 3
Outfit:
Item:
Special: stuck in a sleeping bag with Neko

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Ooh poor puppy. Poor Neko.  Poor me if Naga gets some clothes and gets out of there!

((I've been meaning to retire Myn'des Archaon from this thread for a while. Now seems like a good time. Sorry about my absence, I've been busy.))

A gaudy, synthesized tune fills the air.
Sheepishly apologizing, Myn heads for the door, patting his clothes as he goes. He almost makes it to the door before realising he hasn't any pockets. Then a small phone drops into his hand. Myn looks up, seeing nothing but the ceiling. He puts the phone to his ear anyway.
" 'lo... speaking... king of wha... but that's not a... yes... yes... ok... but they have a... ok... fine... at once sir... fine... bye... WHAT?!"
Myn drops the phone and flinches back. Before it hits the ground the phone explodes, covering Myn with soot.
"Um, I have to go. It's been interesting. Bye!" Myn leaves rather quickly, pausing only to collect his things from cloaking.

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A voice filters through from the lobby:
"...was late, so I missed the connecting bus, and then by the time I made it to the platform the next train wasn't for another two hours! Oh, thanks. Bye."

A grey, rat-like person enters, fidgeting with the registration packet.

Pask
Grey furred ratfolk
Male
5'8"
Dressed in jacket and trousers
Image

He observes the scene. "What the..?"
Stunned, Pask only notices the packet is upside down when his dice drop to the floor.

111

*blink* *blink*
"Wha?"
Pask's hands shoot up to his mouth. Well almost. He waves his hand in front of his face for a bit before finding it.

Die 8
Pask 12

"What the hell?!"
*ducks giant die*
The die shatters as it his the now-closed door behind Pask.

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"Hi Pask!  My name is Sai."  Pask sees a tiny, (even compared to Pask's reduced size) but strangely well endowed woman in a ball gown crall out of a very crowded sleeping bag.  "First let me appologise in advance, because you know how it says in The Matrix that you don't really know someone until you fight them?"  Sai lets out a squeeky battle cry, and jumps on Pask, flailing uselessly at her.  (Treat as combat anyway.)

56 56-59 Evil! You must find ways to mess with other players. You cease to be evil if someone else takes revenge on you.

"H-hey!" *die rolls* *blink* *growl* *rather viciously tries to throw Sai to the ground*

Pask: 7
Sai: 7

Current Status
Change 1:	111. full-elf girl (4.5 foot unless size already smaller, CV +2, C cup, sparkly gown version of whatever outfit you had.)
Change 2:	56-59 Evil! You must find ways to mess with other players. You cease to be evil if someone else takes revenge on you.
Change 3:
Special:
Height:	5' 8"
Cup Size:	C
Combat Value:	6(-4) (Base 10, Elf-girl +2, Female -3, Height -2, Cup-size -1)
Combat Training:	0
Item:
Costume:	Sparkly Jacket and Pants

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