((I was under the impression mist form couldn't fight.))

"I can't fight that!" Bio begins to cry in desperation.

Bio Roll: 60 - A monster attacks the next poster! (You describe it, and yell MONSTER!!!!.) It has CV=timestamp.
Sai Roll: 75 - Choose any player's gender.
Horror: 28
Bio: 21

Edit: Bio is knocked unconscious and unleashes a smaller indescribable horror with CV of 10.

Change 1: Appearance: Mini-Naga the white serpent (Slayers)
Change 2: weak knees
Change 3:
Height: 3'
Cup: E
CV: -2
Outfit:
Item:

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Meep... oh, thank God It's not heading for me...

Greater Horror: 25
Lesser Horror: 14


33 No Change

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I couldn't fight normal monsters, but since this one is undescribed, their is no way to explain what it can and can't do.

((It was your (proxy) roll. You describe it!))

15 1-20 Add your height in inches to your next die roll. (Use the + option in the board, no re-rolls if you don't do it.)

Meep...

Pask: 15
Horror: 23

Ack! Ow! Hey! That doesn't go there!

Pask Neathhallow. 5'8" Half-rat.
Change 1:	111. full-elf girl (4.5 foot unless size already smaller, CV +2, C cup, sparkly gown version of whatever outfit you had.)
Change 2:
Change 3:
Special:	No Dice
Height:	3'11" (-1'9")
Cup Size:	E
Combat Value:	0(-10) (Base 10, Elf-girl +2, Female -3, Height -2, Cup-size -4, Costume -3
Combat Training:	0
Item:	(CV -5)
Costume:

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I described it as the Horror that Blames Ogre for Everything!

Pask: 6

Horror: 23

((Do I have my dice now or not?))

Pask Neathhallow. 5'8" Half-rat.
Change 1:	111. full-elf girl (4.5 foot unless size already smaller, CV +2, C cup, sparkly gown version of whatever outfit you had.)
Change 2:
Change 3:
Special:
Height:	3'5" (-2'3")
Cup Size:	E
Combat Value:	0(-10) (Base 10, Elf-girl +2, Female -3, Height -2, Cup-size -4, Costume -3)
Combat Training:	0
Item:	(CV -5)
Costume:

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((Given that there's no reason the monster can't take dice you don't have, I'd say no. Anyway, I'm going to roll for you unless Sai says otherwise.))

Bio blinks a few times and then sits up sharply with a massive jiggle. "The monster's still here! Sigh, I never thought I'd be doing this again." Bio gets up and jumps in the bag with Neko and the puppy. I guess it's not that bad seeing as this guy is catatonic. "Whooo hooo hooo! Whooo hooo hooo! Whooo hooo hooo!" Huh, it wasn't that funny. Bio realizes she can't stop laughing because the puppy is licking her chest again and the blush returns. Oh yeah... forgot about that. Bio begins squirming.

Bio: 1 - Add your height in inches to your next die roll. (Use the + option in the board, no re-rolls if you don't do it.)
Sai: 23 - No effect.
Pask: 8 - Add your height in inches to your next die roll. (Use the + option in the board, no re-rolls if you don't do it.)

Change 1: Appearance: Mini-Naga the white serpent (Slayers)
Change 2: weak knees
Change 3:
Height: 3'
Cup: E
CV: -2
Outfit:
Item:

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Nope Pask, you don't have dice.  The monster has twice taken them away from you.  (Which means that you can't roll for others either, but can still engage in combat.)

Unable to take any more licking, Bio wiggles out of the sleeping bad and is happy to find the monster gone. "That's better but not nearly enough. I can't imagine resting as long as I'm stuck with these things."

Bio: 84 - Can't walk without a bra girl - E cup (Magically still perky!)
Pask: 124 - If the previous poster doesn't post within 20 minutes of this roll, you may swap bodies with them. Treat body swap as a change occupying one change slot plus cup, height & outfit, but not CV or training.

Change 1: Appearance: Mini-Naga the white serpent (Slayers)
Change 2: weak knees
Change 3:
Height: 3'
Cup: E
CV: -2
Outfit:
Item:

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

((Who's the previous poster for the 124?))

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Well it would be me.  ::Half hartedly gets up and attacks Pask.  (1/2 CV and no result of loss.):: I have got to change that Girls-Can-Too, or at least get rid of it.  It looks like Bio has got a new stuck too.

((Well, I imgaine you understand your own rules better than I do, but "Your height or cup size can become stuck, but not by rolling one you already have." I took that as meaning the _-cup girl rolls couldn't cause a stuck.))

"That doesn't help at all!" Bio throws her dice to the ground violently, creating some motions that would probably be very appreciated if any males remained.

73 - Pixy Misa (Pretty Sammy): 4'1" B cup, CV=4, magic girl outfit. Item: Fan may create "love love" monsters to fight for her. (Add timestamp to Misa's current CV.) These monsters fight other monsters first, then players. (including the player who used the fan, if it isn't Pixy Misa. This happens in the post the monster is summoned in.) They disappear after winning 4 fights. Misa can define the results of loosing, but cannot choose the target or dispel the monster except by sending another monster after it. The monsters will not attack Misa unless everyone else is unconscious or hasn't posted in 6 hrs. Monsters will recognize Misa with different cup size or height, but not male of any other visible change.

Edit: "I would be happy, but being able to react positively to a roll like that is depressing."


Change 1: Pixy Misa (Pretty Sammy)
Change 2: weak knees
Change 3:
Height: 4'1"
Cup: B (unless E is stuck)
CV: 2
Outfit: magic girl outfit
Item: Fan

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Well, you've just got a nice outfit, and a sane height.  Lets see if I can get my dice. (Pask will be assumed to evade if she doesn't post soon.  I'm going to call this part of that combat for now.)  To get rid of stuck, you have to roll something that says "Reset"

((I know how stuck works, but I quoted the rule that I think prevents it from being stuck. It's your game, so I'll go with it being stuck for now, though.))

"It is nice to have clothes, both for the privacy and the support." Gives a little spin in appreciation, trying to mimic shows she's seen this kind of outfit in, then regrets it as she wobbles unsteadily. "Woah, that'll teach me to get optimistic. Anyway, I'll roll for you."

Bio: 14 - Add your height in inches to your next die roll. (Use the + option in the board, no re-rolls if you don't do it.)
Sai: 44 - no effect

Change 1: Pixy Misa (Pretty Sammy)
Change 2: weak knees
Change 3:
Height: 4'1"
Cup: B
CV: 2
Outfit: magic girl outfit
Item: Fan

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Well, you know what they say about assuming. I'm trying to remember what I was thinking then. - obviously SOMEHTING has to be able to cause stuck cup sizes, but since that is what it says now, then I'm wrong for the moment and it isn't stuck.  Perhaps that is another holdover from when there were fewer options and cup-girl came up more often.