Being the weird Frosty you all know I am, I'll assume the lawnmower thing was real.
I can imagine it happening, somehow... If it was one of them old-fashioned push mowers (Non-motorized) or something that could tip over... Well, Ron, I can't help but wonder if there were friends of yours there that thought it was funny, too. ^^;; Oh well, I suppose I'll find out... WHEN I EAT YOUR BRAIN!!
Ehr, I mean, if you tell me. ^^:;;

To answer your question; yes. It's a long story, but in the process of getting a motorized push mower down from the barn's attic, it was dropped blade-side onto my face. The blade landed right on my right eyeglass. I might retell it a bit in a couple of comics, so I don't want to give it away.

Ouch... I fell off a chair once.... but...that wasn't very painful... therefore you win

Wuss.

Oh, and heads-up Mike. Misty is from Ontario, so there's gonna be a few jokes about... Ontarionites.

*******!

edit - I can't believe that got censored...

1.) No. 2.) Very no. 3.) There are not four girls in the world willing to tease Myc.

One MORE thing... THE POWER OF LAGOMORPH COMPELS YOU!

Lookit that soft, fuzzy face. Those sweet little brown eyes. He's pleading you, Ron. And are those... dice rolls at the bottom...? MY 2D20 LVL.5 ELF ROLLS 3 FOR EVADE!

I know that Mimi's willing to tease Ron every once in a while.

Ooh, dice? *clicks and tries it!*

You're a boy. It's your fantasy to be attacked by girls of any species. That doesn't happen spontaneously, not even to beavers, and if it does, she's not worth the 50 dollars you paid her to come to your room. I should know. We girls want elves. We're drawn to the gigantic manly pointed ears and the ability to spawn arrows from the back and take down elephants.

http://www.naeko.thosebeyondtime.com/images/art/WTFneko.gif But since guys have some sort of innate attraction to anything female and catlike... nya.

Yeah, I'm shamelessly plugging. So sue mya.

I have no idea what's going on right now. I haven't checked the forums in forever.

YES, I will draw Gimli someday. Probably in September. I promised to draw him, and draw him I shall. And yes, I know this sort of thing never happens... that's why it's fun. It's so outrageous and stupid, I can make it look like some sort of El Goonish Shive story right before I tear it down.