The Pirate game has hit EPIC and our illustrious Captain Kamir Entrope went and bluffed an Infernal (epic demon/devil) into surrendering to us after we made quick work of a Grimwyrm and an Atropal (undead god fetus) who were 2 of the servants of the game's ultimate baddy.
"You see that shark behind me?" *Kamir points at the GARGAUNTAN FLOATING AWAKENED SHARK (that breathes air)* "That thing ate two of your buddies and I suggest you just start bowing and work for us." *Player rolls dice, 69 on Bluff*
*DM rolls... 50*
DM: He gets on his knees and starts bowing.
Me: Sweet!
DM: But the heavens part and you hear a booming voice declare "I think not." and a beam of light strikes the Infernal and vaporizes him. There is nothing left.
Me: Damn. Oh well... On to Sirius? (The final of the 4 servants)
Basically, the final boss had been "watching" and decided that he would sooner destroy his servant that let him be our **tch.
EPSC: She's crazy, lazy and oh-so-lovable!
"The deific powers I emit will surely burn your retinas!!!"
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