I look forward to reading that blog, ESPC

. However you have succeeded in having the theme to the children's cartoon
Captain Pugwash stuck in my head, people made up innuendos about it because one of the crew was called Master Mates...you might be able to see how a simple mishearing could cause a little bit of trouble. However a newspaper completely made up Roger the Cabin Boy, Seaman Staines and Ben Dover...Pirate Willy on the other hand was a real character...
Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!