First rule of Fight Club: Always have good ilumination.
You see.. once upon a time, there was this guy. He was not a poor man, nor a rich one. But he had resources, and many a thought in his mind. And he was kind of a techie ninja. So, a rainy day of March of 1879 he sits down and says,
Thomas Alva Edison: Daaaang, biatch. Things are pretty creepy at night!
Dracula: *appear in the mists* You dont say.
Thomas Alva Edison:
Dracula: Err..
Van Helsing: *Appears from nowheres* Die scum of the devil lands! raaargh! *stakes Dracula*
Thomas Alva Edison: Er.. guys?
Dracula: HaR! *takes the stake out* You suck Van Helsing!
Van Helsing: ja! No, you see.. YOU suck! *Points at fangs*
Dracula: Are you even more retarded each time i see you?
Van Helsing: JA! No, you see... YOU are even more retarded every time i see you!
Thomas alva edison: I will invent the lightbulb.
Dracula And Van Helsing: ..... *coughcough* *they stare at each other*
Van helsing: ahhh! shut the hell up Edison, nobody likes you and you smell really weird.
Thomas Alva edison:
.... Moment later... in the Alva Edison house, where he lies alone, in the bathroom, eating lillies.
Thomas Alva Edison: *munch munch munch* Damn you Helsing! daaamn you! i will find a way to beat you in your game! I WILL!
*Later, Thomas Alva Edison would invent the greatest vampire hunting instrument, the light bulb which irradiates with the power of a thousand suns and like.. lights things up, so you can make webcomics in gigantic JPEGs to fight evil and tag along the fight for justice*
*Thomas alva Edison would die a virgin in his parents basement. He fought the good fight, and died ignored by his peers in the vampire hunting busisnes*
And thats how i invented the internet.
Regards,
Mike