DAWN: *poring over demon book* That's an interesting place for a horn. *is silent for a moment, then closes the book slowly* ...that's not a horn....

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(heres more of a situation)
Mrs Blah(name changed to protect the innocent): Ok class... how are you doing?
*the class rises and claps*
Mrs Blah: I should have never showed you the state of the union address...
*more standing ovations*

"I wonder if George, Sr. has ever heard of a certain town in Poland..." - Me, watching TV.

Millie: "Mabey we have to watch for code words. What phrases do you think automatically indicate pure evil?"

Ozymandias: "I'm an executive producer for 'The Swan'."

Millie: "Run. Just hearing you utter that phrase makes me want to feed you your own tail with tabasco sause."

found here http://www.ozyandmillie.org

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"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl" -Pink Floyd

RILEY: Married? You...you're getting married? To who?
BUFFY: Spike!
RILEY: *wasn't ready for that* Wow. Um...does he go to our school?
BUFFY: Oh, no, he's totally old!
-Buffy

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the doll is cursed

-that's bad-

but it comes with a free frogurt!

-that's good!-

the frogurt is also cursed...

-that's bad-

but it comes with your choice of free topping!

-that's good!-

the topping contains potassium Benzoate... . . ... .. . (That's Bad)

This is bad. This is very, very, very bad.
-Xander Harris of the very large vocabulary.
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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yeah, well, some of us aren't YOU!
-Ben

XANDER: You haven't had even the tiniest bit of sex, have you?
-Buffy

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I don't know about you, but I kinda wanna fight a dragon-Angel

"Alright, it's Saturday night. I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock!"
-- Fry, Futurama

"Have I got a body for you!"~Forte' from Glalaxy Angel

"My head is lucky that Dan is a guy" - Me, on this very forum.

Famous last words~ LET THE SPAMMING BEGIN!~Arcanous in his contest to replace him...

Nami "How did I get here?"

Doctorin "What? you want to know the secret to my youth? I can't tell you that"

-One piece