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Last post 11-29-2006, 12:07 AM by Asari. 72 replies.
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  •  6/12/2004 2:45:00 AM 501078

    Weird Quotes

    Here are some weird quotes I've come across over the years, feel free to add your own.

    "I'm the secret square"

    "If I've told you once, I've told you once but have the parental freedom to say I told you more than five times and thusforth can be very mad and frustrated with you, so get up and do it or you are grounded." ~the neighbor yelling at his son at about 4AM

    "Don't mess with me, I'll cover you in charcoal and have a barbeque" ~my sargeant-supervisor at work.

  •  6/12/2004 3:01:00 AM 599484 in reply to 501078

    RE: Weird Quotes

    "death hurts."
  •  6/12/2004 3:08:00 AM 600672 in reply to 501078

    RE: Weird Quotes

    XANDER: You don't seem to understand. I worked very hard for that money.
    SPIKE: So did I.
    XANDER: You stole it!
    SPIKE: And you're making it into very hard work.

    --Buffy
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  •  6/12/2004 3:15:00 AM 600475 in reply to 501078

    RE: Weird Quotes

    "Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for."
    -- Nicolette, Braveheart.
  •  6/12/2004 3:24:00 AM 604378 in reply to 501078

    RE: Weird Quotes

    Red Foreman "Do the Job or!"

    Eric Foreman "You'll shove your foot up my @ss, You'll shove your Shoe up my @ss, you'll shove a boot up my @ss. I know I know already."

    Red foreman "Good I thought you weren't listening."

    That 70s show.

  •  6/12/2004 3:31:00 AM 603477 in reply to 501078

    RE: Weird Quotes

    GILES: There's-so-many! And...and they all want things...and--
    XANDER: It's okay. Stay British. You'll be fine.

    -Buffy
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  •  6/12/2004 3:37:00 AM 604379 in reply to 501078

    RE: Weird Quotes

    *Giles see's the a 5 inch picture  of a demon in the book. He looks up.*

    Buffy"What?"

    Giles " The book says actual size."

    -Buffy

  •  6/12/2004 3:41:00 AM 603358 in reply to 501078

    RE: Weird Quotes

    Sonja: "Sex without love is an empty experience."
    Boris: "Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."
    -- Love and Death
  •  6/12/2004 4:29:00 AM 603479 in reply to 501078

    RE: Weird Quotes

    VAMPIRE: What is your malfunction, man?!
    SPIKE: It's Halloween, you nit. We take the night off. Those are the rules.
    VAMPIRE: I don't follow no rules! I'm a rebel!
    *Spike smacks the vampire against a tree and loads a crossbow*
    SPIKE: No, I'm a rebel. You're an idiot.
    *Spike shoots the vampire in the heart with the wooden bolt, killing him*
    -Buffy
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  •  6/12/2004 7:37:00 AM 603772 in reply to 501078

    RE: Weird Quotes

    Anything from here.
  •  6/12/2004 9:30:00 AM 604126 in reply to 501078

    RE: Weird Quotes

    "There was nothing I could of done if you coup de grased the *******."
    -My dm during a metagame conversation

    James: So... Does this guy know what a parrot is?
    Dm:*agitated* Well... DO YOU KNOW WHAT A PARROT IS? roll a twenty!
    James:*failing his roll* Crap. BUT PARROT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE!

    Later:
    James: Well where are the monkeys? I do know what a monkey is right?
    Dm: Yes
    James: WHY!
    Dm: Monkey is common knowledge.

  •  6/12/2004 12:43:00 PM 603455 in reply to 501078

    RE: Weird Quotes

    Do not think about the following for more than three minutes unless you want your head to explode.

    "If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."  ~Lewis Black

    "If I had half a brain I would think of something requiring lots of pain on your behalf"  ~some random dude at the mall

  •  6/12/2004 1:20:00 PM 604216 in reply to 501078

    RE: Weird Quotes

    "I hate it when TV series are over... especially when I just got used to it..."

    "... and thus, the future of our country again came a big piece(w?) nearer...!"

  •  6/12/2004 9:06:00 PM 603457 in reply to 501078

    RE: Weird Quotes

    "If only I had been able to remember that, then I wouldn't have forgotten it!" -I don't remember who.. it may have been me.

     

    Peter: I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

    Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge.

    -Family Guy

     

    Kool-Aid guy: ::bursts through a wall in a supermarket:: Ooooh yeah!!

    ::about 3-5 minutes of silence, staring between Peter, Brian, and the Kool-Aid guy... then the Kool-Aid guy just turns and leaves as randomly as he came::

    -Family Guy

  •  6/13/2004 1:59:00 AM 603360 in reply to 501078

    RE: Weird Quotes

    "I am unique and can eat anything I want to...I have a seperate stomach just for cake and ice cream!
    -- Milly, Trigun
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