"If only I had been able to remember that, then I wouldn't have forgotten it!" -I don't remember who.. it may have been me.
Peter: I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge.
-Family Guy
Kool-Aid guy: ::bursts through a wall in a supermarket:: Ooooh yeah!!
::about 3-5 minutes of silence, staring between Peter, Brian, and the Kool-Aid guy... then the Kool-Aid guy just turns and leaves as randomly as he came::
-Family Guy