James's girlfriend: James! Why are your hands so cold?
James: Because I was dead!
James's girlfriend: No... You couldnt have died before!
James: Why?
James's girlfriend: Because the world would have been a sadder place...

*much hugging and kissing followed, and alot of I love you!*

"You've made a powerful enemy today my friend, a powerful enemy! One who has an entire crew of those muppets that go "yupyupyupyup uh huh" -Jessica_Raven's sig (from another forum)

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

<-- knows Jessica_Raven in person.

GILES: A Slayer slays and a Watcher--
BUFFY: Watches?
GILES: Yes--I mean, no!
-Buffy

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tiamat8190: but the movie would be cool in a retro kinda seventies thing... i mean we could get sylvester stallone to be jesus and we could have eye of the tiger play in the background during the trial

XANDER: But let's not forget, we're also your friends.
ANYA: I'm not!
BUFFY: Then why are you here?
ANYA: ...I...um...I provide much needed...sarcasm....
XANDER: That'd be my job, actually.
-Buffy

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"I first thought he was just crazy until he started to walk through things..."

"My connections reach into higher ranks than yours!"

XANDER: Yes, oh excellent spooky one.
*Dracula glares at Xander*
XANDER: Or Master, I'll just stick with Master.
DRACULA: You are strange and offputting. Go now.
-Buffy

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"Hey daddy, who's your man!"  some random dude in the mall

Mr. Williams (girlfriend's dad, masonic clown dude):  "Well Ben, what do you think?"

Me:  "uhhh, welll I don't know....."

Mr.W.:"Yes I know thinking is new territory for you, don't get lost."

 

Mr.W.:"You are a nice boy Ben, don't screw things up for yourself by doing something stupid."

Me: "Ok"

Mr.W.:"I said not to screw it up boy!"

Me:"What?"

Mr.W."I SAID NO BEN!"

*Spike leans the door open, letting Buffy see the half-dead Wood*
SPIKE: I gave him a pass. Let him live on account of the fact that I killed his mother. But if he so much as looks at me funny again, I'll kill him.

*Same scene, Buffy talking to Wood a little later*
BUFFY: Spike is the strongest person we have. If we're going to win this, we need him. If you try this again, he'll kill you.
*Wood nods, knowing that*
BUFFY: More importantly, I'll let him.
-Buffy

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This is a situation more than a quote:

Walking into my house, Katy (girlfriend) is watching Michelle (daughter) while I'm at work.  I came home for my meal break.  I walked into some strange things......"what happened here when I was gone?"

"Oh nothing........"

*One piece. When Zoro slices through a bullet*

Zoro "EWW I SLICED A BOOGER"

*Steph giggles because she knows what CT is talking about.*

You are pukes,you are the lowest forms of life on earth,your not even human ****ing beings, you are nothing but grabasstic pieces of amphibian ****!  -Gunnery Seargent Heartman

Arima runs in late for his date. Hideaki hold him over a rail that is a two story drop.

Hideaki " APOLOGIZE! ANYONE WHO MAKES A GIRL WAIT HAS NO RIGHT TO CALL HIMSELF A MAN! EVEN IF YOU LEAVE YOUR MOTHER UNCONSCIOUS YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE A GIRL WAIT! DIE! YOUR DEATH WILL BE YOUR APOLOGY!"

Arima is freaked. The girlfriend grabs Hideaki by the shoulder scared.

GF " WAAAH! STOP! iT'S OKAY! i WASN'T WORRIED!"

Hideaki puts him back on the ground.

Hideaki "Ah. I see."

-Kare Kano

"Got to love a small county!"   -me!