"So..... Very..... Bored....... Doesn't anything interesting every happen in this bar?"

"I could summon up a bunch of hungry jaguars, but that probably wouldn't go over very well with the owners of this place"

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  Gwen wonders why saying Hastoroll's name would be a fate worst than death. She shrugs and starts thinking of how to liven this place up.

  The entrance of the faerie gives her an idea, and she starts muttering a spell under her breath.

  A small glowing portal opens in the air and about 40 Cornish pixies fly in through it and start causing mischief. Gwen looks pleased until 5 of them start trying to open a pouch that she is carrying.

  No!   You Do Not want to do that!

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You're not as real as you think you are.

"why, what do you have in that pouch?"

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  Gwen continues to struggle with the pixies to keep the pouch shut.  More pixies have seen this and abandoned other mischief to join this 'game'.

  It's an Everful Bag of Puns from Xanth.  If it is opened without the proper precautions, any thing that is said or done by anyone while in this bar than could be interpreted as a pun will be.  And the pun will 'actualize' or come to life!  That happens to me all the time because I first opened it in Xanth.

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You're not as real as you think you are.

Ryvaken smiled at the spicy aroma. Unfortunatly, bark tea tended to smell more like boiling rat droppings to humans.

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"X'anth eh? I've heard of that place...and that it's full of puns."

He tried to grab the small flying creatures attention.

"Hey you, miscief-makers! You want something to drink?"

"I'll get 'em to stop!"
*cool action movie music starts playing*
"Get this!"
*gets in a cool pose*
.......................
"Now I- GARBALEBOMACKADOOBY!!!!!!!!!!"
*runs at pixies with arms failing about*

Karo looks at him strangely. "I've never seen that technique before..."

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"Come on, stupid pixies..... Be afraid of me!"
*does a weird facial expression*
"GOOBIGOOBIHUBINSNOT!!!!!!!!!"

"I think they're laughing at you..."

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Ryvaken looked at the display with bemusement.

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Fred laughed.

"You can stop with that, I don't think the faeries will cause any trouble. Get yourself a drink. You look like ya need one..."

"I already had my red wine! Oh wait, no I didn't....."
*drinks his red wine*
"*hic*HEy yoU kNoW 'bOUt *hic* that Thing tHAT does the THING?*hic* I INVENTED thAT!"
*falls down*

Ryvaken sipped at his tea. "Always nice livin in a nut house."

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