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Last post 05-01-2006, 4:56 PM by Mystik-Rose86. 716 replies.
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  •  4/28/2004 12:40:00 PM 566744 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

    Speaking at a confusingly fast rate.

    "I'manuttybard! Nuttierthanthatguy,that'sforsure! Why,I'mchaoticneutral! Sothat'sprettymuchaclueofmyinsanityallinit'sself!"

    He pauses for a minute.

    "Oh! And I'm no ordinary bard either! I'm a blade! ^^"

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  •  4/28/2004 1:44:00 PM 567658 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

    Well, at least there's SOME (relatively) normal people here, tought Fred. He turned to Gwen.

    "I'd reccomend something hot...I always drink something hot when I travel. Don't ask me why, I just do."

  •  4/28/2004 3:56:00 PM 565951 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

    Karo looks over at Jolly(?). "oh, no.. not another bard..."

    ((I'm assuming that you are playing as the same character here as in the dungeon))



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  •  4/29/2004 10:01:00 AM 567202 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

     Gwen smiles at the barkeep.

    Then can you get something nice and hot that is light on the alcohol?  I tend to get silly if I have too much to drink.

      She turns and sees the eight hairs from Karo's head in the ruins of the mandolin.  She takes the hairs and puts them on the bar. 

     She then pulls some lettuce out of her purse and feeds the hares. She smiles wryly at Karo.

    Oops, sorry, I was going to offer to reattach them.  Shrugs That sort of thing happens around me all of the time.  I can try to make them regrow for you, if you would like.


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  •  4/29/2004 10:08:00 AM 567582 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

    Karo truns to Gwen. "could you? I'd greatly appreciate it"

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  •  4/29/2004 10:28:00 AM 565390 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

      Gwen touches Karo's head for a instant with one finger and whispers something indecipherable.  The hairs that were plucked start growing back at an amazing rate.  Gwen looks pleased.

      When, in seconds, those eight hairs reach the same length as the rest of Karo's hair, the rest of his hair starts growing also.

      Gwen frowns and mutters That's not supposed to happen.

      Karo's hair growth picks up speed.  Gwen looks worried.  She franticly tries to remember which spell will stop this.

      She finally remembers the proper one, and again touches Karo's head for an instant while whispering something. All of the accelerated hair growth stops.  But by now, Karo's hair reaches to his waist.

     Ummm, sorry? Sometimes my magic either does more than I wanted, or doesn't quite have the, uhhh, exact effect I intended.

     


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  •  4/29/2004 1:22:00 PM 567517 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

    "Don't worry, I can undo this easily.." Karo takes out a pouch of powder and sprinkles some on his head. The hair is returned to its previous length.

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  •  4/30/2004 3:55:00 AM 572551 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

    Fred tought a bit.

    Something hot, with little alcohol...little alcohol...

    Then he shone up.

    "I think those dwarves left something behind last night..."

    He shuffled around a bit under the counter.

    "Ah, here it is..."

    He took out a small flask and a cup of thick metal. He poured up the red, bubling fluid.

    "Dwarven lava-drink, served hot!"

  •  4/30/2004 10:17:00 AM 568466 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

      Gwen looks at Karo's restored hair.  If only her magic was as reliable.  She might be able to move a moutain, but it would probably move by sprouting feet and wandering off.

      She then looks at the bubbling red drink that Fred had placed in front of her.  She carfully takes a piece of mandolin wood that had landed on the bar before and touches the surface of the drink with the tip of the piece.

      She watches amuzedly as the piece of wood catches fire.  When Fred had said that it was Dwarven lava-drink, she had suspected as much.

      I think something a little less hot might be in order.  Do you have any Irish coffee, very light on the whiskey, or even without any whiskey?


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  •  4/30/2004 12:19:00 PM 572555 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

    "Irish coffee without wiskey?! That's just crazy."

    Fred tought a bit again.

    "Hmm...I guess I could cook some coffee..."

    He went into the storeroom behind the bar and looked among the various containers.

    "Coffee...coffee..."

    His eyes landed on a jar with a note that read: Extra-strong Ultra-coffee, hyper edition XXX and with a picture of a guy whose head exploded.

    "Ah, this'll do fine..."

    He cooked up some water, poured in some of the powder (he had to keep his face far away from the pot, and still he felt a bit more awake than before just by the smell) and did all the things one does when cooking coffee. Then he returned.

    "One cup of coffee is served!"

  •  4/30/2004 12:58:00 PM 568468 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

    Oh, I forgot to ask for cream and sugar.  Well, don't bother yourself.

      Gwen opens her purse and pulls out a small bowl full of sugar and a small container full of cream.  She adds some of each to the coffee, and then puts the bowl and container back in her purse.

      She then takes a sip of the coffee.  Mmmmm, this is good coffee.

    Gwen then drinks the rest of the coffee in the cup.

    I feel sort of strange.

    As the others watch, Gwen starts blurring like she is vibrating.   What   is  happening tome?  she asks in a increasingly faster and higher pitched voice. 

      She blurs our of sight and all anyone can hear is an occasional very high pitched buzz. Things are vanishing and reappearing around the room as Gwen picks them up and moves them.  The broken pieces of the madolin disappear from where the landed, only to reappear reassembled like a three dimensional jigsaw puzzle (the small piece that burned is missing).

    Finally she blurs back into sight and they hear in a voice starting at dog whistle pitch and dropping to approach her nomal pitch  "IthinkthatIamstarting to  slow   down."

    Gwen sits back down.

    Whee, that was sort of fun. But I feel a little tired now.

    She slumps forward with her head resting on the bar and is instantly asleep.


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  •  5/2/2004 4:20:00 AM 570659 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

    "O...................... Kay.................... That was............. Interesting............"
  •  5/2/2004 9:20:00 AM 569350 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

    "are you all right?" askes Karo in concern.

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  •  5/2/2004 8:00:00 PM 574821 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

    "I'm perfectly fine..... Oh! You meant her! She's asleep. I don't think you'll be getting an answer out of her anytime soon..."
  •  5/3/2004 4:01:00 AM 572561 in reply to 498918

    RE: The Bar (no signups needed)

    "Well, I hope she'll wake up to pay for her coffee. I'm not falling for the whole 'escaping-tab-by-fainting'-maneuver again..."

    Fred looked at the other guests.

    "Anybody else want something?"

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