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Last post 08-19-2007, 2:09 PM by Fayt Graydon. 60 replies.
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  •  3/17/2006 3:33:32 AM 770385

    alternate endings

    hey all this is Zero, i think its about time we discus possible alternate endings for films. i'll go first...

    in the MATRIX... Neo takes the blue pill, the end


  •  3/18/2006 4:53:42 AM 770564 in reply to 770385

    Re: alternate endings

    Also for the Matrix, this time for revolutions:

     

    Neo's body is carried away by the machines..

    suddenly, a long haired Neo wakes up, rolls onto his side and says:

    'Bill! I just had the most excellent dream, dude!'


    A Good Deed is its own reward.
    That, and getting to go to heaven.
  •  3/18/2006 5:13:02 AM 770574 in reply to 770564

    Re: alternate endings

    thats a good ending. *laughs* Big Smile [:D]


  •  3/19/2006 8:42:06 PM 770743 in reply to 770574

    Re: alternate endings

    Alternate ending for the Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

    The White Witch kills Edmund Pevensie when she has him defenseless on the ground (she had two swords, dammit! Two!) thus breaking the prophecy. She and her Horde of Darkness mup up the demoralised Good Guys. Being sensible, she puts the other Pevensies to the sword too and gets a lion skin carriage rug.


    Nihil est ab omni partum beatum.
    (Nothing is an unmixed blessing)
  •  3/20/2006 7:52:48 AM 770792 in reply to 770743

    Re: alternate endings

    How about an alternate ending for the prologue of the Lord of the Rings:

     

      Isildur refuses to throw the One Ring into Mount Doom,so Elrond shoots him with an arrow and Isildur falls in.Thus Middle Earth is saved a lot of trouble.

     

     Of course,then Aragorn would have never exsisted.

     

     


    Ever so slowly I slip into the depths of madness...
  •  3/20/2006 8:14:21 PM 770908 in reply to 770792

    Re: alternate endings

    Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith. Obi-Wan makes certain Anakin is dead rather than leaving him in agony on the banks of the river of lava thus ensuring the angsty brat never becomes Darth Vader.

    Rule #1 for Heroes/Villains - Check first, gloat second. I don't care if you are the Lord of All You Survey or a nova hot Jedi Master, verification of your foe's demise will make your life much easier. If I had just slain my Mortal Enemy I would want to be very sure they were dead before I strolled off to celebrate.


    Nihil est ab omni partum beatum.
    (Nothing is an unmixed blessing)
  •  3/20/2006 11:31:27 PM 770931 in reply to 770908

    Re: alternate endings

    Titanic - the ship swerves and misses the iceberg! Leo de Crappio spends the rest of the voyage chained to the plumbing and then is jailed for life on a variety of charges including "being too cute".

    Leo's girlfriend gets friendly with the hired help at her estate and is eventually immortalized as "Lady Chatterley".

    Everyone else returns to their wealthy, privileged, but otherwise dull lives. Cool [H]

  •  3/21/2006 7:25:29 AM 770974 in reply to 770931

    Re: alternate endings

    speed_

    they had to stop for gas at the start, the bus goes below 50mph and explodes.

    the end.


  •  3/22/2006 8:37:04 AM 771114 in reply to 770974

    Re: alternate endings

    Speed 2

    The bad guy accidentally picks the wrong golfballs at the course on the ship, allmost blows himself up, goes to his cabin for a relaxing bath, forgets the leeches are in the tub, falls asleep... THE END

    ...for him at least

    BORK!
  •  3/22/2006 2:56:41 PM 771161 in reply to 771114

    Re: alternate endings

    Charlie's Angels 2 - Ms Badgirl (Demi Moore) does the sensible thing after shooting the Angels off the planetarium. She goes downstairs with those gold plated guns of hers and makes certain the women are really angels. She knows they wear bullet proof bustiers. She's quite happy to waste ammo on her minion. Why doesn't she do the same for the Heroes?

    Charlie's Angels 2 - the only movie I know where the Heroes' plans are thwarted by a Bad Guy's skill at arse recognition.


    Nihil est ab omni partum beatum.
    (Nothing is an unmixed blessing)
  •  3/23/2006 3:33:27 AM 771196 in reply to 771161

    Re: alternate endings

    Star Trek voyager (series)

    they never found the worm hole and never spent the rest of there lives trying to get home, (bla bla bla,) the end.


  •  3/23/2006 3:34:03 AM 771197 in reply to 771161

    Re: alternate endings

    i thought this was about endings 4 films?


    A Good Deed is its own reward.
    That, and getting to go to heaven.
  •  3/23/2006 5:22:53 AM 771206 in reply to 771197

    Re: alternate endings

    well... series are kinda ok, but nit on a regular occurance.
  •  3/23/2006 7:56:56 AM 771226 in reply to 770908

    Re: alternate endings

    The entrie Star Wars series could have been avoided if, for instance, Obi-Wan had leapt up from the reactor pit or whatever and hit his head on the cieling, allowing Maul to slice him and the Sith to Rule the Galaxy! 
    A Good Deed is its own reward.
    That, and getting to go to heaven.
  •  3/23/2006 8:06:43 AM 771228 in reply to 771226

    Re: alternate endings

    yeah but you also got snot man (yoda) and the others...


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