So he has a special place to make his 500th post in!

Wow! My very own thread for my 500th post. What ever will I post here. Should I do something thoughtful or something silly. I know I should go out and get pissed at the bar then come back and post when plastered. Oh wait how about a grumpy old man post. Yeah that would work something about being old and yearning for my youth again, or maybe complaining about all those kids out there today with there new fangled computer games and what not. Or maybe I should post something about topless babysitters. (ha got you there ) Well whatever I decide to post I am sure itr will be appropriate. I mean why waste a 500th post on completely meaningless spam.  I will definitely use it for the good of the forum not on just some filler to take up space. The 500th post should signify all that a foum member stand for. His right to speak his mind even if it is a warped and twisted mind. He should be able to post disturbing links or *shudder* even Mcnoggins . As a member of the forum I stand up and spam my mind. I will commit a VKM everynow an then. I will oggle the pics posted in the mens room. I will freely associate words in the word thread. I will ask questions in the Ask Tybs thread. I will even make pointed and intelligent comments in the lastest issue thread. I will speculate till I am blue in the face in the speculation thread. Heck I will even join in the Car racing thread every so often even though I know nothing about car racing other than checkered flag good crashing bad. I will talk about food in the cooking thread and occasionally whine about not getting a good donut . I might even slip some spam in the above mentioned threads. But most of all my 500th post will say something, it will have meaning and dog gone it it is going to be special.

yeah, I am going to have to think about that one. Hmmmmmm.........

 

"do'h"

 

 

Thanks for the special honor of giving me my own thread for the 500th post. You make a guy feel welcome and wanted. So raise your drink of choice and salute this forum and the spam it generates.

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H-here, b-bunny, bunny, bunny...

G'day jwm, and congrats on the 500th.

Did you end up going to the footy over the weekend? I should have mentioned it would be wise to go with someone who had some idea of the rules (i.e. probably someone not from Sydney).

Hi ya mate. (hmm, still getting the hang of this Oz lingo :blush

I did not go to the footy game. Things just did not work out and I spent some time with my kids who never see me enough during the week.

I will have to catch a regular season game with some of the guys from work who know the rules.

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H-here, b-bunny, bunny, bunny...

Congrats, jwm. And total, that should give you aroung 3,700 posts, I believe (but the previous 3,200 have been deleted). Am I right? I dont know whether my memory serves correctly.

My 500th post here was in the word association thread, and my 1000th post was in the what are you listening to thread. Those were well thought out posts :doh:

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

Well done on getting to 500 posts, Jwm (it you long enough ), you are trully an inspiration to us all!

@Tybs, It would in fact be, roughly Jwm's 5000th post in total.  

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

I really had that many in the pervious forum?  Wow, I kind of lost track after a while. I am not quite on the same pace as before. Less time at the PC where I can access the forum. Plus there are so many things to see here is Oz.

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H-here, b-bunny, bunny, bunny...

Technically you were roughly on the same pace as me in the old forum, however when you spammed you could compete with Tybs, I can't.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

Yeah it takes alot of time to generate enough spam to keep up with the master.

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H-here, b-bunny, bunny, bunny...

Dont be so modest, Vkm. Youve stuck right with me since we cleared the slates. For the first 500 posts, we were really neck and neck, sometimes you were ahead, and other times not. It was fun to see who would be ahead of who at certain times

Well, I thought jwm was somewhere in the 3k ballpark, but I stand corrected. Congrats on 5k posts man! You were one of the people who really got the spam rolling here

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

Yeah that was fun but then there was one day when you on about as much as me but you posted just out posted me by 30 posts, that's what I'm talking about. You and Jwm and go to that higher level but I can easily keep up on a day without so much spam .

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

I salute the spam.  Well done Jwm.

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Dungeon Crawl Inc. - It's the most fun you can have without three midgets and a whip!

Ill have slow days though. Especially if I get a job this summer

But last summer...man, I had a day with 350 posts

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

Oh don't get a job this summer! I'll get lonely and bored!

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

I hope I dont get a job this summer, but I owe it to my parents.

But I tried to get a job last summer and since the job availability is the lowest its been in 20 years, I never found a job...

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons