Happy birthday Archer! Here have a penguin and some cake!
@ Jwm, your wife and children were corn on March 2nd?
What happened, an evil wizard walked through Sydney randomly turning people into plants? 
Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!