Cool, a Holy Flying Fork! He should have his own webcomic, he can share it with Zombie Jesus on a pogostick.
Hmm I wonder if those two compasses are compatible, I wonder if that means I am a Dwarven Pirate... I always knew I was a Pirate, but a dwarven one? Well Gnomes are distantly related so thats what it must be. I am a Gnomish Pirate! 
[EDIT] Yarrr!